valentine's gifts

[PocketThunder]

Another member of the "Don't have one" club.........

save your money man!  us poor fools are broke!

[triple_green]

I'll get my wife whatever she wants as long as she let's me keep the Charger.....

I always take my two daughters out on a special Valentines date. This year the 13 YO said forget the dinner and take me straight to the Mall   

At least mom still loves me....

[Khyron]

so what are you guys going to get your gf/wife for valentine's?

[A383Wing]

I'm getting my wife a lantrern so she can go out and cut the wood at night with the chainsaw I got her last year.

Bryan  (did I just say that?)

[BigBlockSam]

i got my wife a rose that was dipped in 24k gold and a card. she bought me the headliner for my challenger.   

http://ihatestevensingeronline.com/detail.aspx?ID=43

[moparstuart]

i got my wife a rose that was dipped in 24k gold and a card. she bought me the headliner for my challenger.   

http://ihatestevensingeronline.com/detail.aspx?ID=43

why didnt you get her a dozen ? LOL

[rare69]

I'm giving her the check book to buy another way to expensive purse while she's in Seattle next week. and i am getting anything i want for dinner and dessert later on.

[The70RT]

I am taking her to the Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Concert...........she doesn't know it yet 

[Nacho-RT74]

I'm sending 8 roses and a poem to my ex... 2 of the roses are made in ceramic what we make at home and if you don't get really close wouldn't notice

In Spanish, what if you really care what does says, will translate

8 Rosas para tu vida
8 Rosas para iluminar tus luceros
que me miran a través del cristal de los tiempos
8 Pensamientos que te envío
4 de ellos son de amor y cariño
2 son hechos con la bruma de la nostalgia
y la sombra del recuerdo
Las últimas 2 que quedan
llevan la eternidad por cuerpo
2 rosas inmortales a los avatares del tiempo
para un amor eterno
en la cruzada épica de mi destierro.

The meaning of the 2 ceramic roses is that 2 roses what won't die for a love what will be there forever... The poem is in relationship with that and the rest of roses.

[Old Moparz]

Damn, now I have to stop on the way home tonight at the dollar store & look for a Valentine's card with a footprint on it so I can get a discount.   


I'm out of ideas of what to get someone who always says they don't want anything. After 23 years of being with my wife, you should automatically know what they would like. 

[moparstuart]

I'm sending 8 roses and a poem to my ex... 2 of the roses are made in ceramic what we make at home and if you don't get really close wouldn't notice

In Spanish, what if you really care what does says, will translate

8 Rosas para tu vida
8 Rosas para iluminar tus luceros
que me miran a través del cristal de los tiempos
8 Pensamientos que te envío
4 de ellos son de amor y cariño
2 son hechos con la bruma de la nostalgia
y la sombra del recuerdo
Las últimas 2 que quedan
llevan la eternidad por cuerpo
2 rosas inmortales a los avatares del tiempo
para un amor eterno
en la cruzada épica de mi destierro.

The meaning of the 2 ceramic roses is that 2 roses what won't die for a love what will be there forever... The poem is in relationship with that and the rest of roses.

why to your ex ? are you trying to get her back ?

[Lowprofile]

 

[nh_mopar_fan]

I got a call from the local classic rock station this am.

They have a contest that you had to submit a story and they would help get you out of the doghouse. If you're a finalist, you get $25 dinner goft certificate to this nice Italian place and a gift certificate to a local candy shop. If you win the grand prize, $100 jewelers gift certificate and they will deliver a dozen roses to her.

They asked for the address where my wife will be. I think I may be in! 

This was my entry, a true story.

Tell us how you got in the Doghouse:

I have red sox season tickets that we split up with a
couple other guys. This year, when we split them up,
my wife, Deb, asked me to get 8/14. I got them.

In the beginning of August, I told her that I was
taking my father to a game in August and if I took him
on 8/14, would that be ok?

She said it was.

On 8/14, I am sitting in the Beer Works with my father
before the game and I get a text message from my wife.
It reads: "Happy Anniversary".

Oops.

I look at my father and say, "Today is my wedding anniversary.
He says, "Gee, I'm really sorry, I forgot." I said, "I did too." He asks me, "How many years have you been married now?"
I said, "dunno, hold on."

I text my wife and ask her how many years we've been married. She texts me back, "You're a piece of work, honey."

To top if off, 2 years earlier, I planned a roadtrip
with my son to the Rock Hall of Fame and an Indians
game during our anniversary as well. I got the same
text message that day and I swore to her that I
wouldn't forget the date again.....

I think I will have it tattooed somewhere on myself.

[Brock Samson]

you win Bro.. 

[Old Moparz]

I have red sox season tickets that we split up with a
couple other guys. This year, when we split them up,
my wife, Deb, asked me to get 8/14. I got them.

That's freakin' hilarious, did the Sox at least win that day?   

I have the opposite problem, but since it's the opposite, it isn't really a problem. My wife is the one who forgets dates for everything. I think we were together at least 8 or 9 years before she finally remembered what date my birthday was on.    She always knew it was in December, but had to ask me which date every year. The same thing happens with our anniversary, & she has to ask me how long we've been married if it comes up. (Yes, I always know.)

Dates & holidays were never a big issue with us, so it's never a problem if either one of us forgets a gift or a card. The only anniversary date that has a bigger value to me, is the one when she asked me out initially. I usually just wish her a happy one on that day, but this year I forgot, LOL.

[Nacho-RT74]

I'm sending 8 roses and a poem to my ex... 2 of the roses are made in ceramic what we make at home and if you don't get really close wouldn't notice

In Spanish, what if you really care what does says, will translate

8 Rosas para tu vida
8 Rosas para iluminar tus luceros
que me miran a través del cristal de los tiempos
8 Pensamientos que te envío
4 de ellos son de amor y cariño
2 son hechos con la bruma de la nostalgia
y la sombra del recuerdo
Las últimas 2 que quedan
llevan la eternidad por cuerpo
2 rosas inmortales a los avatares del tiempo
para un amor eterno
en la cruzada épica de mi destierro.

The meaning of the 2 ceramic roses is that 2 roses what won't die for a love what will be there forever... The poem is in relationship with that and the rest of roses.

why to your ex ? are you trying to get her back ?

yes...

[Khyron]

My wifes present will be me working at the body shop tommorow night, those cars don't block sand themselfs.

[nh_mopar_fan]

you win Bro.. 

I did win! Just got the phone call.

[dstryr]

so what are you guys going to get your gf/wife for valentine's?

Dr. Laura Schelinsger's book:

The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands

  Let us know how that worked out for you, that is if both your arms aren't broken and you can still type after you give it to her!!

[70charginglizard]

heres the one I'm buying..........

[Nacho-RT74]

DAMN... I GOT A PHONE CALL!!! from her Mom!!! ( my ex wasn't at home ).

I didn't pick the phone when I saw the call coming from her home... just GOT SCARED, but the Mom let a messagge on answering machine saying thanks for that and was cute and beautifull detail, also wishing me a Nice Valentine's days

THIS NEED TO BE ANALIZED! Never in the past this was happened

[moparstuart]

I'm sending 8 roses and a poem to my ex... 2 of the roses are made in ceramic what we make at home and if you don't get really close wouldn't notice

In Spanish, what if you really care what does says, will translate

8 Rosas para tu vida
8 Rosas para iluminar tus luceros
que me miran a través del cristal de los tiempos
8 Pensamientos que te envío
4 de ellos son de amor y cariño
2 son hechos con la bruma de la nostalgia
y la sombra del recuerdo
Las últimas 2 que quedan
llevan la eternidad por cuerpo
2 rosas inmortales a los avatares del tiempo
para un amor eterno
en la cruzada épica de mi destierro.

The meaning of the 2 ceramic roses is that 2 roses what won't die for a love what will be there forever... The poem is in relationship with that and the rest of roses.

why to your ex ? are you trying to get her back ?

yes...

good luck hope it works  , sound like your winning over the mom ?

[PocketThunder]

good luck hope it works  , sound like your winning over the mom ?

You know, if you dont like the new Charger you can always get an older one...        

[Lowprofile]

you win Bro.. 

I did win! Just got the phone call.

Congrats Bro! That is a great story.


This year, I got my wife a "pajamagram".....Nice Pair of Jammies, matching slippers, box of chocolates, card, etc..... It was delivered on time, arriving this morning around 10 am. My wife happened to be in the shower when UPS arrived, so the driver left the box by the back door. By the time my wife found the box, it was in a hundred pieces all over the back yard! Our new dog, a Border Collie/Australian Shepard mix, decided it was her new toy and shredded it all over the yard. Needless to say, puppy is in the "doghouse" today! Its kinda funny, but I hate the fact that my $100 gift to my wife got turned into a chewtoy!

Oh well, shit happens. 

[The70RT]

you win Bro.. 

I did win! Just got the phone call.

Congrats Bro! That is a great story.


This year, I got my wife a "pajamagram".....Nice Pair of Jammies, matching slippers, box of chocolates, card, etc..... It was delivered on time, arriving this morning around 10 am. My wife happened to be in the shower when UPS arrived, so the driver left the box by the back door. By the time my wife found the box, it was in a hundred pieces all over the back yard! Our new dog, a Border Collie/Australian Shepard mix, decided it was her new toy and shredded it all over the yard. Needless to say, puppy is in the "doghouse" today! Its kinda funny, but I hate the fact that my $100 gift to my wife got turned into a chewtoy!

Oh well, shit happens. 

Oh man what a drag. Looks like the dog will literally be in the dog house  Did she find it or did you? Looks like you will have to recoup on a gift.