The best engine in the World

[Mo Power]

Number one engine in the world is the Vagina.
Self lubricates
Changes Oil every 28 days
Starts with one finger
And takes any size of piston
There now I wonder who guessed that 

[chargerman68]

 

[Magnumcharger]

Only problem is the exhaust port is too close to the intake port.

[TK73]

Major reliability issues, works more often when stroked

Maintenance costs way too high, requires daily attention

Turn the steering wheel to the bar and the engine drags you to Nordstroms

Refuses to transport your long-term high school buddies

You'll pay dearly when you get the piston in the air intake

[Mo Power]

Thats great TK best comback to this so called good engine 

[70 500]

lol and i dont have to shave my 383   

[JoeyGowdy]

Number one engine in the world is the Vagina.
Self lubricates
Changes Oil every 28 days
Starts with one finger
And takes any size of piston
There now I wonder who guessed that 

Well stated!

[The70RT]

No engine lasts forever and here are some signs the you need a fresh engine:

When the engines get old they run sluggishly because lack of lubrication causing piston gauling

They seem to be hard to start on an everyday bases

Inner parts of the engine start to appear on the outside because of sloppy cylinder wear and piston backlash

Before the engine quits it takes additives to get it to perform and then it eventually seizes.

[Mo Power]

Those were good 70RT  .