Hiding weed inside of firewood?

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'Hello, is this  the Sheriff's  Office?'
Yes.
What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!  Don't quite know how he gets it inside  them logs, but he's hidin' it  there..'  'Thank you very much for the  call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.  Using axes, they bust open  every piece of wood, but find no  marijuana.  They sneer at Virgil and  leave.  Shortly, the phone rings at  Virgil's house.  'Hey, Virgil! This here's  Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'  'Yeah!'  'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, Buddy!'

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