Poke-A-Sheep

[Old Moparz]

It's a little quiet at work.

http://eclectech.co.uk/poke-a-sheep.php

Try to stop the sheep coming at you on pogo sticks.

[RD]

you know this thread will attract all the montana and north dakota guys like flies on sheit

[Charger_Fan]

you know this thread will attract all the montana and north dakota guys like flies on sheit

[Old Moparz]

As long as we're on that subject.....


Why do cowboys nail sheep at the edge of a cliff?












So the sheep push back. 

[Ponch ®]

As long as we're on that subject.....


Why do cowboys nail sheep at the edge of a cliff?


So the sheep push back.  

yeah, but even that doesnt help if they get stuck with an ugly one.

[mustanghater]

and people say I got alot of time.

[RD]

and people say I got alot of time.

ummmmm.... but you do.

[Old Moparz]

and people say I got alot of time.

That means you should have the highest score for the most sheep poked then. 

[Mopar440+6]

Why do Scottish shepherds wear kilts instead of pants?



















So the sheep dont hear the zipper...

[Vainglory, Esq.]

One day Paddy O'Leary went into a bar and sat down next to a crusty old Irishman who obviously had had one Guinness too many.   The old man looks at Paddy and says:

"Son, look outside at that stone wall.   I built tha' stone wall with me own two hands.   Stone for stone, brick fer brick.   But do they call me McMurphy the wall builder?   Noooooo!"

A few minutes later McMurphy turns to Paddy again and says:

"Son, look out on the Shannon.   You see that bridge?   I built tha' bridge with me own two hands.   Pile fer pile, plank fer plank.   But do they call me McMurphy the bridge builder?   Noooooo!"

A few minutes later McMurphy turns to Paddy again and says:

"Son, look a' this bar here in front a ya.   I built this bar with me own two hands.   Plank for plank, and polished to shine.   But do they call me McMurphy the bar builder?   Noooooo!"

A few minutes later McMurphy turns to Paddy again and says:

"But ya fuck ONE sheep........"

[Charger4404spd]

As long as we're on that subject.....


Why do cowboys nail sheep at the edge of a cliff?


So the sheep push back. 

yeah, but even that doesnt help if they get stuck with an ugly one.

So if the sheep gets an ugly dude........she jumps?

[MoparYoungGun]

One day Paddy O'Leary went into a bar and sat down next to a crusty old Irishman who obviously had had one Guinness too many.   The old man looks at Paddy and says:

"Son, look outside at that stone wall.   I built tha' stone wall with me own two hands.   Stone for stone, brick fer brick.   But do they call me McMurphy the wall builder?   Noooooo!"

A few minutes later McMurphy turns to Paddy again and says:

"Son, look out on the Shannon.   You see that bridge?   I built tha' bridge with me own two hands.   Pile fer pile, plank fer plank.   But do they call me McMurphy the bridge builder?   Noooooo!"

A few minutes later McMurphy turns to Paddy again and says:

"Son, look a' this bar here in front a ya.   I built this bar with me own two hands.   Plank for plank, and polished to shine.   But do they call me McMurphy the bar builder?   Noooooo!"

A few minutes later McMurphy turns to Paddy again and says:

"But ya fuck ONE sheep........"

[moparguy01]

you know this thread will attract all the montana and north dakota guys like flies on sheit

Look at that. I won!

[Andrew]

I got 173 hits.

[Old Moparz]

111 for 130 & my heart rate is up now, that's it for me. 

[69charger2002]

i know my heart rate got up too. i think it was because the damn things were smiling at me. made me angrier.. going to settle down now
trav

[Drache]

i know my heart rate got up too. i think it was because the damn things were smiling at me. made me angrier.. going to settle down now
trav

Like that damn dog in the original Nintendo Duckhunt! 

[69charger2002]

ahh no you didn't!!! that sure brings back memories. used to play that game for HOURS.. is THAT what's wrong with me??
trav

[Drache]

That duck would get away and the dog would start laughing at you... I KNOW everyone tried shooting the dog at least once!

[Recharger]

OK, you asked for it.   Who's ready to waste some serious time?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/duckhunt.html


They've got a special "dogs" option for you, Drache

[69charger2002]

holy crap. would you please tell me why i played that game to 100,000? i'm sick, almost forgot how good i was at that game.. lol!!! my poor mouse.. i'm going to bed now

[41husk]

As long as we're on that subject.....


Why do cowboys nail sheep at the edge of a cliff?


So the sheep push back.  

They all look the same in the dark
yeah, but even that doesnt help if they get stuck with an ugly one.

[Khyron]

OK, you asked for it.   Who's ready to waste some serious time?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/duckhunt.html


They've got a special "dogs" option for you, Drache

thanks, now i'm going to get fired