Happy PC Holidays! Unless you're offended by that...

[bull]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the person(s) receiving this wish.

[Back N Black]

Happy Holidays to you and your family.  

[BB1]

I'm offended, there where words in there I never heard of.  huh?

[chargerboy69]

Merry Christmas. 




If anyone is offended. 

[dongar69]

I'm offended. You didn't say Merry Christmas.

[Charger_Fan]

Good one, Bull.

[skip68]

TOO DAM FUNNY!!!!!  Good one Bull!  Happy Holidays Everyone!!!!!!! 
Mrs. & Mr.Skip68

[Old Moparz]

I like this electronic light show & the music.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmgf60CI_ks&feature=related

Merry-Merry!   

[pettyfan43]

Merry Christmas. 




If anyone is offended. 

I'm with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bull]

Along the same lines: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qUgRf3z3xrc

[A383Wing]

What the hell did Bull say?   

Bryan  (lost it after "Please") 

Happy Holidaze To Everyone! 

[Mefirst]

 

/Tom

[bull]

BTW, I didn't write that so don't give me the credit. It was just an email pass-it-on I got today.

[8WHEELER]

Bud, you have to much spare time, you had me at HELLO, the rest well   ''physical ability''
Now I am offended   

                  MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

[Chris G.]

Bud, you have to much spare time,

The man has to keep his 150+ thread starting lead on Brock. Consistency is the key my friend.   

[bull]

Bud, you have to much spare time,

The man has to keep his 150+ thread starting lead on Brock. Consistency is the key my friend.   

Crap, I'm only up 150? I better get moving. I'll never catch some of these guys on post count though.

[BigBlackDodge]

I was offended that I was not offended................



BBD

[Old Moparz]

The Legal Version of Christmas  (Drafted by a lawyer)  

Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at
a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House")
a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not
limited to a mouse.

A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed
by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief
that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus hereinafter ("Claus")
would arrive at sometime thereafter.

The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House,
were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal
hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats,
including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did
dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.

Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred
to as "I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the
party of the second part (hereinafter "Mamma"), and said Mamma
had retired for a sustained period of sleep. (At such time, the parties
were clad in various forms of headgear, e.g. kerchief and cap.)
Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did occur upon
the unimproved real property adjacent and appurtenant to said
House, i.e. the lawn, a certain disruption of unknown nature, cause
and/or circumstance.

The party of the first part did immediately rush to a window in the
House to investigate the cause of such disturbance.
At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with some degree
of wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh (hereinafter the "Vehicle")
being pulled and/or drawn very rapidly through the air by approximately
eight ( reindeer. The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be and in fact
was, the previously referenced Claus.

Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and guidance
to the approximately eight ( reindeer and specifically identified the
animal co-conspirators by name: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen (hereinafter the "Deer").
(Upon information and belief, it is further asserted that an additional
co-conspirator named "Rudolph" may have been involved.)

The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle and the Deer
intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of several residences
located adjacent to and in the vicinity of the House, and noted that the
Vehicle was heavily laden with packages, toys and other items of
unknown origin or nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation or permission,
either express or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House, and Claus
entered said House via the chimney.

Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially covered with
residue from the chimney, and he carried a large sack containing a
portion of the aforementioned packages, toys, and other unknown
items.

He was smoking what appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in
blatant violation of local ordinances and health regulations.

Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking of
the minor children, which hung adjacent to the chimney, with toys
and other small gifts. (Said items did not, however, constitute
"gifts" to said minor pursuant to the applicable provisions of the
U.S. Tax Code.)

Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his nose
and flew, rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to the
roof where the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served as "lookouts."
Claus immediately departed for an unknown destination.
However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer and Claus
from said House, the party of the first part did hear Claus state
and/or exclaim:

"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!" or words to that effect.
Respectfully Submitted,


s./ The Grinch

[400/6/PAC]

Good one Bull

[70charginglizard]

Bud, you have to much spare time, you had me at HELLO, the rest well   ''physical ability''
Now I am offended   

                  MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

Dan,
I'm offended that you didn't write that in Red AND Green....     

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

[PocketThunder]

Who the hell is Bud?    Or is that your nickname for each other?

[bull]

Who the hell is Bud?    Or is that your nickname for each other?

Bud is short for buddy. And yes, me and Dan are buddies... at least he's my buddy. I probably shouldn't speak for him.

[1969chargerrtse]

Merry Christmas to all on this Christmas Holiday.

[RD]

Merry Christmas to all!!!!