First Christmas joke of the Season.

[MorePwr]

>Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
>pearly gates.
>"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
>possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
>flicked it on.
>It represents a candle, he said.
>You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
>
>The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
>He shook them and said, "They're bells."
>Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
>
>The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
>finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
>what do those symbolize?"
>The man replied, "These are Carols."
>
>And So The Holiday Season Begins....

[PocketThunder]

Carols