what's for dinner????

[HITMAN 149]

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he
and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were
eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged
their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an
asshole.

[RD]

 

almost made me cry... i can see my daughter doing that!

[my73charger]

LOL! 

[71ChallengeHer]

  Now, that's funny as hell. But when I was married , my daughter would prolly have said Dickhead.

[HITMAN 149]

ohhhhhhhhh pottty mouth... pottty mouth!!! 

[71ChallengeHer]

ohhhhhhhhh pottty mouth... pottty mouth!!! 

Hey, that's what I called my ex-husband. It was my very affectionate nickname for him. 

[HITMAN 149]

ohhhh i see... a sexy affectionate pet name!!!! LOL!! 

[71ChallengeHer]

ohhhh i see... a sexy affectionate pet name!!!! LOL!! 

no sex involved there

[HITMAN 149]

well if the june & ward cleaver had seperate beds.... like  ricky & lucy.... then  how'd the kids come along?!?!?!?  hahahahaha

[71ChallengeHer]

well if the june & ward cleaver had seperate beds.... like  ricky & lucy.... then  how'd the kids come along?!?!?!?  hahahahaha

the nickname came after he cheated on me

[HITMAN 149]

ouch 

[71ChallengeHer]

ouch 

dang, that almost looks like me

[HITMAN 149]

 
is that more like it!?!??!?! awww too bad halloween is already past... you wouldn't have to wear your mask!!!!!!!

[Ghoste]

Cheated on you?  I admittedly don't know you but the side of you shown here and your appearance in photos doesn't leave me with the impression of an "I think I'll screw around on her"  kind of girl.

[71ChallengeHer]

Cheated on you?  I admittedly don't know you but the side of you shown here and your appearance in photos doesn't leave me with the impression of an "I think I'll screw around on her"  kind of girl.

well, besides being a cheating ba$tard, he was abusive and a liar. That's why I got divorced. I didn't want my daughter growing up thinking it was ok to be treated like that. Long story but he changed big time the day we got married.

[HITMAN 149]

yea me either ghoste!!!!!!!!!!!

[71ChallengeHer]

is that more like it!?!??!?! awww too bad halloween is already past... you wouldn't have to wear your mask!!!!!!!

You know your the only one that got that joke. My boss always writes Miss Mopar on my pay envelope. Today is said Miss Ceiling Fan.

[HITMAN 149]

hahahaha miss ceiling fan!!!! 
well they say.. you marry one person... and then divorce another!?!?!?