Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

[Lowprofile]

    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here  is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

  You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

   Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.


You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a
club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me? If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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  Republican's Answer:

         BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click.....
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking
  that to the Taxidermist!   

[bull]

Come on, LP! Like a Democrat would ever carry a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP and be able to hit the broad side of Rosie with it.

[Lowprofile]

I guess there's a fine line between artistic license and reality. 

[PocketThunder]

BANG!     i didnt even need to read the southerner part before i busted a gut..

                                                                                    


Can i piggy back my joke on this

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,8328.0.html

[my73charger]

LOL!