The Physical

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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! A

> 95-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
count as part of

> his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and
said, "Take this

> jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

>

> The next day the 95-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and

> gave him the jar, which was as empty as when he gave it
to him.

>

> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
"Well, doc, it's

> like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried

> with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my
wife for help. She

> tried with her right hand! , then with her left, still
nothing. She tried

> with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, still

> nothing.

>

> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she
tried too, first

> with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezing it between

> her knees, but still nothing.

>

> The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

>

> The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar
open.