Do you live in New England?

[70charger_boy]

Forget Rednecks ...........here is what Jeff
Foxworthy
> has
to say about New Englanders...
>
> If your local Dairy Queen is
closed from September
> through May, you live in New England ..
>

> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
> assistance and
they don't work there, you live in
> New England .
>
> If
you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
> you live in New
England .
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
with
> someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New
England
.
>
> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New
York
> City for the weekend, you live in New England .
>
>
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New
> England .
>

> If you know several people who have hit a deer more
> than
once, you live in New England ..
>
> If you have switched from
"heat" to "A/C" in the
> same day and back again, you live in New
England .
>
> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of
snow
> during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live
in New
England ..

>
> If you install security lights on your house
and
> garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New
England
.
>
> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife
knows
> how to use them, you live in New England .
>
> If
you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
> over a snowsuit, you
live in New England .
>
> If the speed limit on the hi ghway is
55 mph --
> you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
> you
live in New England .
>
> If driving is better in the winter
because the
> potholes are filled with snow, you live in New
England
.
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
>
still winter and road construction, you live in New
England .
>

> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
> car, you
live in New England .
>
> If you find 10 degrees "a little
chilly", you live
> in New England .
>
> If you actually
understand these jokes, and forward
> them to all your New England
friends & others,
> you live in New England ..
>