the model

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>>Jim and Ethel had started their retirement years and decided to raise
>>some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their two-up two-down
>>terrace house.
>>
>>
>>After a few days an attractive young woman applies for
>>the room. She explains that she is a model working in a nearby studio
>>and needs the room for a few weeks. Ethel shows her the house and
>>they agree to start straight away.
>>
>>
>>"There's just one problem," explains the model. "Because of my job
>>I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a
>>bath. "
>>
>>"That's not a problem," replies Ethel, "we have a tin bath out in
>>the yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire,
>>and fill it with hot water. "
>>
>>"What about your husband?" asks the model.
>>
>>
>>"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he'll be out in the evenings,"
>>replies Ethel.
>>
>>
>>"Good," says the model, "that's settled. I'll go to the studio and
>>see you tonight."
>>
>>That evening Jim dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Ethel
>>prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model
>>steps into the bath and Ethel is amazed to see that she has no pubic
>>hair.
>>
>>The model notices Ethel's staring eyes, smiles and explains that
>>it is part of her job to shave herself especially when modelling swim
>>wear or underclothes.
>>
>>Later when Jim returns, Ethel relates this oddity and he does not believe
>>her.
>>
>>"It's true, I tell you," says Ethel. "Look, if you don't believe me,
>>tomorrow
>>night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see
>>for
>>yourself."
>>
>>That next night Jim leaves as usual and Ethel prepares the bath for
>>the model. As the model steps naked into the bath, Ethel, standing
>>behind her, looks towards the curtains, and points towards the model's
>>hairless crotch. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties,
>>points to her own hairy thatch.
>>
>>
>>Later that evening, Jim returns and they retire to bed. "Well do
>>you believe me now?" she asks Jim.
>>
>>
>>"Yes," he replies. "I've never seen anything like it in my
>>life. But, why did you lift up your skirt and show yours too?"
>>
>>
>>"Just to show you the difference," answers Ethel, "but anyway
>>you've seen me with no knickers on thousands of times."
>>
>>
>>"Yes," says Jim, "I have, but the rest of the darts team haven't!"
>>
>>
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>>No

[Marck]

 

[Bob]