All about rednecks

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to  his beloved widow .
but she can't touch it 'til she's  14.

How do you know when you're staying in  a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and  say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, Go ahead.

How can you tell if a redneck is married ? .  .
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides
of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck  murder:
1)  The DNA is all the same
2)  There's no dental records

Who invented the toothbrush ? . .
A Redneck.
(If  it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.)
 
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway  16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' .  .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut ?'

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? .  .
The winner gets $300 a year for a million years.

A new Redneck law was just recently passed when a couple gets divorced:
They are STILL cousins.

Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ? 
'Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer park,
said the redneck, the library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the
governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'