Finally did it.....

[Bob]

I really surprised my wife on her birthday. Yesterday, my wife had her 50th birthday and I wanted to do something special. I took off work 2 hours early and went shopping for gifts and pick up the cake. I hurried home, wrapped the gifts, hid my truck in the garage, and waited for her to get home. I lit the candle, waited around the corner, and yelled Happy Birthday. I did not know the cat came in with her and was right in front of me when I yelled. Scared 9 lives out of the cat. He hit the center island and the patio door before comming to a rest under the coffee table quivering like a real coward. My wife on the other hand had no idea I could do anything like that. Tears flowed, not from me you know, and we had a real nice party. Get this, all she wanted was a touch lamp and a small 22 cal pistol. 

[BMOTOXSTAR]

 

[bull]

Good story. I love women and hate cats so everything worked out great IMO.

[71ChallengeHer]

That so sweet. Is the cat ok?

[BMOTOXSTAR]

The best cat is a cat in a sack going down the river!

[Bob]

That so sweet. Is the cat ok?

Yea, he is fine. Thing is, he thinks he is the neighborhood Big Tom. He was very humble after that. Just laid there licking himself.

[Bob]

The best cat is a cat in a sack going down the river!

Don't forget the hat.

[TUFCAT]

The best cat is a cat in a sack going down the river!

[Bob]

The best cat is a cat in a sack going down the river!

My cat can beat up your cat.

[TUFCAT]

 

[TruckDriver]

Way to go Bob! 



BTW - You guys can say all you want about cats. I do not like dogs.

[Bob]

Dogs, shmogs. CAT'S RULE
It is sad though that cat's rule people and people rule dogs.
I can see this going to a cat/dog war.

[Charger_Fan]

I have cats & dogs and like them both...although, I will say that cats are definitely easier & require less maintenance.
Tell your wife happy B-day for me. That sounds like she had a nice surprise.

BTW, what's the .22 for? The next time you come home late?

[BMOTOXSTAR]

I bet that .22 is to take care of that cat problem.LOL 

[HITMAN 149]

i have both!!
2 cats & a psychotic 90 lb american bulldog!!
i love em all... and i hate em all!!!!!!! LOL

[Bob]

BTW, what's the .22 for? The next time you come home late?

Who know's why .....Well, gotta go put the life insurance premium in the mail and take her to the Cadilac dealer. Why she thinks we can afford a Cadilac is beyond me .

Later

[HITMAN 149]

ehhhhhhhhhh you only live once!!!
sign & drive baby!!!!!!!! hahahaha
ehhh what's another payment!?!?!? LOL

[71ChallengeHer]

BTW, what's the .22 for? The next time you come home late?

Who know's why .....Well, gotta go put the life insurance premium in the mail and take her to the Cadilac dealer. Why she thinks we can afford a Cadilac is beyond me .

Later

Let me see. New .22, paying the life insurance, and new cadillac.

[TruckDriver]

BTW, what's the .22 for? The next time you come home late?

I thought maybe for the next time he buys Charger parts, and goes over budget

[Bob]

BTW, what's the .22 for? The next time you come home late?

I thought maybe for the next time he buys Charger parts, and goes over budget

You may have something there Pete.

[Bob]

BTW, what's the .22 for? The next time you come home late?

Who know's why .....Well, gotta go put the life insurance premium in the mail and take her to the Cadilac dealer. Why she thinks we can afford a Cadilac is beyond me .

Later

Let me see. New .22, paying the life insurance, and new cadillac.