Tell A Redneck Joke To A Redneck

[Old Moparz]

A man turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks..do you want to hear a REDNECK story?

The guy says "Buddy, I'm 6 feet 220 pounds, I'm a Redneck. You see the guy on the other side of you? That's Bubba SR, he's 236 pounds of solid muscle and he's a Redneck too. And the guy next to him?. He's a trucker who weighs 397 and he's a redneck. Now, do ya still wanna tell your REDNECK story?

The fella says "Nope, I'd hate to have to explain it THREEE times."