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What would you do for money?

Started by Orange_Crush, September 30, 2005, 09:53:55 AM

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CB

who doesn't  like a good juicy hotdog, time to time  :D

What the hell, $1.000.000,00 is a LOT of money and you know, Andy is right,... he's a sick bastard ... :spank:
1968 Dodge Coronet 500

ramit

Quote from: Mojo Classic ® on September 30, 2005, 01:57:58 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on September 30, 2005, 09:53:55 AM
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1.  Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for a thousand bucks?
2.  Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for 5 thousand?
3.  would you lick a public urinal (the piss wall) for a '68 Hemi Charger?
4.  WOuld you have sex with a person of the same sex for a million bucks?  What about 500 thousand?  WHat about 50 thousand?



i guess...but can i pay in monthly installments?



:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Orange_Crush

I can almost hear Mojo counting his money!
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Ponch ®

Quote from: Orange_Crush on September 30, 2005, 02:40:15 PM
I can almost hear Mojo counting his money!

wait...i misunderstood the question earlier.

what I want to know now is...is this taxable income? I already take it up the ass from Uncle Sam come tax time...i dont want to have to pay for it as well.
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

Charger_Fan

Quote from: PocketThunder on September 30, 2005, 11:26:39 AM
Quote from: Old Moparz on September 30, 2005, 11:24:00 AM
Quote from: PocketThunder on September 30, 2005, 10:58:12 AM
this thread is going down hill fast.....     ::)




That's not possible.  

you are right.   it started at the bottom of the hill   :yesnod:
Yep & now it's sliding into a crack. (hmmm...that was kinda sick) ;D

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

Orange_Crush

Quote from: Mojo Classic ® on September 30, 2005, 02:43:26 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on September 30, 2005, 02:40:15 PM
I can almost hear Mojo counting his money!

wait...i misunderstood the question earlier.

what I want to know now is...is this taxable income? I already take it up the ass from Uncle Sam come tax time...i dont want to have to pay for it as well.

Wait 'till you hit the nice high tax bracket....
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Vainglory, Esq.

Quote from: Mojo Classic ® on September 30, 2005, 01:57:58 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on September 30, 2005, 09:53:55 AM
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1.   Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for a thousand bucks?
2.   Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for 5 thousand?
3.   would you lick a public urinal (the piss wall) for a '68 Hemi Charger?
4.   WOuld you have sex with a person of the same sex for a million bucks?   What about 500 thousand?   WHat about 50 thousand?



i guess...but can i pay in monthly installments?

Man, that is Mojo Classic...

But anyway, I'd have to answer yes to the first three.  The fourth I'd really have a problem with.  Maybe if we made it more than a million?

TheGhost

1. Yes*
2. Yes*
3. Yes
4. Hell no


*heavy drinking before hand involved.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  Especially if they have access to the internet.

Lowprofile

Almost anything is possible with "1800" :D
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

Proud Owner of:
1970 Dodge Charger R/T
1993 Dodge Ram Charger
1998 Freightliner Classic XL

Ponch ®

Quote from: Lowprofile on September 30, 2005, 06:00:10 PM
Almost anything is possible with "1800" :D

i think id need something a little stronger.

"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

Lowprofile

Oh, I almost forgot This...................... :-* :-* :-* :D :D :D
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

Proud Owner of:
1970 Dodge Charger R/T
1993 Dodge Ram Charger
1998 Freightliner Classic XL

Ponch ®

Quote from: Lowprofile on September 30, 2005, 06:36:48 PM
Oh, I almost forgot This...................... :-* :-* :-* :D :D :D

a real man dont need that.
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

Lowprofile

So, you like a bumpy ride, cowboy? :icon_smile_dead:
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

Proud Owner of:
1970 Dodge Charger R/T
1993 Dodge Ram Charger
1998 Freightliner Classic XL

ramit

Quote from: Mojo Classic ® on September 30, 2005, 06:38:56 PM
Quote from: Lowprofile on September 30, 2005, 06:36:48 PM
Oh, I almost forgot This...................... :-* :-* :-* :D :D :D

a real man dont need that.
I would guess that if it is a real man doing the poop shooting, you probably do need that. 

Silver R/T

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1968 silver/black/red striped R/T
My Charger is hybrid, it runs on gas and on tears of ricers
2001 Ram 2500 CTD
1993 Mazda MX-3 GS SE
1995 Ford Cobra SVT#2722

andy74

Quote from: CB on September 30, 2005, 02:21:11 PM
who doesn't   like a good juicy hotdog, time to time   :D

What the hell, $1.000.000,00 is a LOT of money and you know, Andy is right,... he's a sick bastard ... :spank:
thanks cb! but i would have a hemicharger,and a million bucks

MoparYoungGun

1. No.
2. I'd seriously consider it.
3. Yep :yesnod: .
4. HELL NO !

Old Moparz

Quote from: Mojo Classic ® on September 30, 2005, 06:07:21 PM
Quote from: Lowprofile on September 30, 2005, 06:00:10 PM
Almost anything is possible with "1800" :D

i think id need something a little stronger.




How about this 190 proof thirst quencher? It's illegal in most places.  :o

http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc494.html
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              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

Andrew

Quote from: andy74 on September 30, 2005, 10:20:15 AM
I WOULD BEAT OFF IN PUBLIC FOR A HEMI CHARGER-BUT THEN AGAIN I AM A SICK BASTARD
Not really, i know guys who would do that for a can of coke or a pie.



Charger_Fan

Quote from: Old Moparz on October 01, 2005, 08:13:33 PM
How about this 190 proof thirst quencher? It's illegal in most places.  :o

I could stand a shot of that right now.


Geez, I haven't seen any with a label before...it's always in some 'mystery' bottle. :smilielol:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

Telvis

 I would bet that many who say no would reconsider if the cash was on a table in front of them. It's easy to say no when you know that it's not for real. A million dollars will buy a whole lot of forgetting. Especially if it's tax free. Some people work their whole lives and never make that much in a lifetime. Of course my answer is no too....especially since I will never face the decision.... However if you have a million dollars to give away I am open to negotiations.

Blown70


Quote

How about this 190 proof thirst quencher? It's illegal in most places.   :o

Quote

I can go to any store and get that stuff.  That is nasty...... :icon_smile_dead:

Arthu®

Would think twice about the 1st option, the others I would do... But do you have any idea how much partying you can do with a 1000 bucks.

Arthur
Striving for world domination since 1986

TheGhost

Quote from: Old Moparz on October 01, 2005, 08:13:33 PMHow about this 190 proof thirst quencher? It's illegal in most places.   :o

http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc494.html


God damn, that stuff is strong as HELL.   I can't really remember too much of the first night I had some of that.   :lol:   Tastes like shit, too. :icon_smile_dead:
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  Especially if they have access to the internet.

Drop Top

Just wondering. Have you tasted Shit too?  ;)

You guys are SICK! I wouldn't even consider any of it, no mater how hard up I was for money!  :puke:  :image_294343: