What would you do for money?

[Orange_Crush]

We're having a discussion in my office (slow day) about what we would do for money.  here are my questions.

1.  Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for a thousand bucks?
2.  Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for 5 thousand?
3.  would you lick a public urinal (the piss wall) for a '68 Hemi Charger?
4.  WOuld you have sex with a person of the same sex for a million bucks?  What about 500 thousand?  WHat about 50 thousand?

This works better if you're drunk because then you really get honest answers...but what the hell...this could be fun.

[Blown70]

1. No way
2. Not a chance
3. I would think about it but NO
4. Not for a billion.

[ramit]

I would definitely do #3.   That is nothing that whole lot of vomiting and a couple gallons of mouth wash couldn't cure.    Unless you get some sort of funky disease or something.

[Blown70]

Yea you would look like Ace Ventura on Pet dectective

[Jon Smith]

compared to the person who's giving you this stuff you'd come out a winner every time, after all what do they get?

[ramit]

Hey orange crush,  are you hitting on us?

[Orange_Crush]

Hey orange crush,   are you hitting on us?

I've seen pictures of you guys and, even if I did swing that way, that would be a big "HELL NO!"

I'll tell you one thing though...a million bucks would pay for a lot of therapy.

[73dodge]

answers to your questions numbers 1 - 5

NO!!!

[andy74]

I WOULD BEAT OFF IN PUBLIC FOR A HEMI CHARGER-BUT THEN AGAIN I AM A SICK BASTARD

[ramit]

So I guess you are saying you are not in to big fat hairy guys.    I can't believe that blown70 would not do #4 for a billion dollars, especially since blown is part of his name.

[Orange_Crush]

So...if a guy walked up to you and offered you a thousand bucks cash if you french kissed him, you wouldn't do it?

And for the record...for a billion bucks...I have sex with a guy and let them broadcast on the evening news.  I might have a sore ass, but I'd be a billion richer.

[Blown70]

So I guess you are saying you are not in to big fat hairy guys.    I can't believe that blown70 would not do #4 for a billion dollars, especially since blown is part of his name.

BLAHHHHahahahaha

[Old Moparz]

I'd bet a lot of people have probably done worse things for free, & more than once too.    Ask them if they're drunk for honest answers? It would be more fun to ask them to do it when they're drunk. I'm not drunk so I don't know, but right now I can honestly say I don't need money & cars bad enough to do anything on that list.

Although Mojo looks kind of cute in the Chippendales get up.

[ramit]

I was just teasing blown70, after all look what my name is.

So...if a guy walked up to you and offered you a thousand bucks cash if you french kissed him, you wouldn't do it?

And for the record...for a billion bucks...I have sex with a guy and let them broadcast on the evening news. I might have a sore ass, but I'd be a billion richer.

[PocketThunder]

this thread is going down hill fast.....   

[Old Moparz]

this thread is going down hill fast.....     

That's not possible. 

[PocketThunder]

this thread is going down hill fast.....     

That's not possible.  

you are right.  it started at the bottom of the hill 

[andy74]

for a billion, i would do it,what the hell,i could buy new friends,and move far away-and be rich be sides! i just would never tell anyone how i became rich

[bull]

So...if a guy walked up to you and offered you a thousand bucks cash if you french kissed him, you wouldn't do it?

I would... if it was Mojo.

[Troy]

Other than #3, none of those are really a stretch for someone who would do them for free. I wonder if that's how most of the gay people I know have so much free cash laying around?

Troy

[last426]

I think I understand my differences with many members here on the group.   I don't give any particular value to sexuality.   So I'm straight, so what?   Although I would not want to do those things, I don't want to work, but I do it because I am paid.   It's not like kissing a guy will stain you or something.   Not something I would do for nothing, but for money, sure, why not?   I sit working for 8 hours a day doing things much worse than a french kiss for a lot less money.   Now, if the question was "would you kill someone if you were assured no one else would know?"   Then I would have to think because I have a moral compunction about killing someone.   But sex, heck that's easy.   Of course this is coming from a guy who used to date the owner of an escort agency.   Kim

[Orange_Crush]

Other than #3, none of those are really a stretch for someone who would do them for free. I wonder if that's how most of the gay people I know have so much free cash laying around?

Troy

The gay guys I'm friends with have so much money because of two things...two incomes and no yung-uns.

[andy74]

banging some one and killing them are 2 different things,for a billion though?

[twilt]

1.no 2. yes 3. definitely 4. if the 1 million cash were on the table, it would be hard to turn down.
by the way, i think there are a handful of liars replying  to this post.

[Ponch ®]

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1.   Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for a thousand bucks?
2.   Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for 5 thousand?
3.   would you lick a public urinal (the piss wall) for a '68 Hemi Charger?
4.   WOuld you have sex with a person of the same sex for a million bucks?   What about 500 thousand?   WHat about 50 thousand?

i guess...but can i pay in monthly installments?

[CB]

who doesn't  like a good juicy hotdog, time to time 

What the hell, $1.000.000,00 is a LOT of money and you know, Andy is right,... he's a sick bastard ...

[ramit]

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1.  Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for a thousand bucks?
2.  Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for 5 thousand?
3.  would you lick a public urinal (the piss wall) for a '68 Hemi Charger?
4.  WOuld you have sex with a person of the same sex for a million bucks?  What about 500 thousand?  WHat about 50 thousand?

i guess...but can i pay in monthly installments?

[Orange_Crush]

I can almost hear Mojo counting his money!

[Ponch ®]

I can almost hear Mojo counting his money!

wait...i misunderstood the question earlier.

what I want to know now is...is this taxable income? I already take it up the ass from Uncle Sam come tax time...i dont want to have to pay for it as well.

[Charger_Fan]

this thread is going down hill fast.....     

That's not possible.  

you are right.   it started at the bottom of the hill  

Yep & now it's sliding into a crack. (hmmm...that was kinda sick)

[Orange_Crush]

I can almost hear Mojo counting his money!

wait...i misunderstood the question earlier.

what I want to know now is...is this taxable income? I already take it up the ass from Uncle Sam come tax time...i dont want to have to pay for it as well.

Wait 'till you hit the nice high tax bracket....

[Vainglory, Esq.]

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1.   Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for a thousand bucks?
2.   Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for 5 thousand?
3.   would you lick a public urinal (the piss wall) for a '68 Hemi Charger?
4.   WOuld you have sex with a person of the same sex for a million bucks?   What about 500 thousand?   WHat about 50 thousand?

i guess...but can i pay in monthly installments?

Man, that is Mojo Classic...

But anyway, I'd have to answer yes to the first three.  The fourth I'd really have a problem with.  Maybe if we made it more than a million?

[TheGhost]

1. Yes*
2. Yes*
3. Yes
4. Hell no


*heavy drinking before hand involved.

[Lowprofile]

Almost anything is possible with "1800"

[Ponch ®]

Almost anything is possible with "1800"

i think id need something a little stronger.

[Lowprofile]

Oh, I almost forgot This......................

[Ponch ®]

Oh, I almost forgot This......................

a real man dont need that.

[Lowprofile]

So, you like a bumpy ride, cowboy?

[ramit]

Oh, I almost forgot This......................

a real man dont need that.

I would guess that if it is a real man doing the poop shooting, you probably do need that. 

[Silver R/T]

#3 doesnt sound too bad...

[andy74]

who doesn't   like a good juicy hotdog, time to time  

What the hell, $1.000.000,00 is a LOT of money and you know, Andy is right,... he's a sick bastard ...

thanks cb! but i would have a hemicharger,and a million bucks

[MoparYoungGun]

1. No.
2. I'd seriously consider it.
3. Yep .
4. HELL NO !

[Old Moparz]

Almost anything is possible with "1800"

i think id need something a little stronger.

How about this 190 proof thirst quencher? It's illegal in most places. 

http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc494.html

[Andrew]

I WOULD BEAT OFF IN PUBLIC FOR A HEMI CHARGER-BUT THEN AGAIN I AM A SICK BASTARD

Not really, i know guys who would do that for a can of coke or a pie.

[Charger_Fan]

How about this 190 proof thirst quencher? It's illegal in most places. 

I could stand a shot of that right now.


Geez, I haven't seen any with a label before...it's always in some 'mystery' bottle.

[Telvis]

 I would bet that many who say no would reconsider if the cash was on a table in front of them. It's easy to say no when you know that it's not for real. A million dollars will buy a whole lot of forgetting. Especially if it's tax free. Some people work their whole lives and never make that much in a lifetime. Of course my answer is no too....especially since I will never face the decision.... However if you have a million dollars to give away I am open to negotiations.

[Blown70]

How about this 190 proof thirst quencher? It's illegal in most places.  

I can go to any store and get that stuff.  That is nasty......

[Arthu®]

Would think twice about the 1st option, the others I would do... But do you have any idea how much partying you can do with a 1000 bucks.

Arthur

[TheGhost]

How about this 190 proof thirst quencher? It's illegal in most places.  

http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc494.html

God damn, that stuff is strong as HELL.   I can't really remember too much of the first night I had some of that.     Tastes like shit, too.

[Drop Top]

Just wondering. Have you tasted Shit too? 

You guys are SICK! I wouldn't even consider any of it, no mater how hard up I was for money!   

[Brock Samson]

 I wouldn't myself do any of those either,. what I would do is what I did, which was work two jobs for the 12 years it took to get my Monster re-animated..