A Conversation with Jesus

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     Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting
     in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet
     conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a
     particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"
     And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love
     they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful,
     beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."
     I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply
     was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool;
     it can be used for good or bad".
     I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning
     question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of
     life? Why am I here?"
     He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your
     heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you
     some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish mowing your lawn.   

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Hey Zeus!

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Hey Zeus!

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