The Cabbie and a NUN......

[Steve P.]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and                       
  notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop                     
  staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.                           
  He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't                     
  want to offend you."                                                     
                                                                           
  She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're                   
  as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,                     
  you get a chance to see and hear  just about everything.                 
  I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that                   
  I would find offensive."                                                 
                                                                           
  "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."                 
                                                                           
  She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about                       
  that: #1, you have to  be single and #2, you must be                     
  Catholic."                                                               
                                                                           
  The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm                       
  single and Catholic!"                                                     
                                                                           
  "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."                           
                                                                           
  The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make                 
  a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver       
  starts crying.                                                           
                                                                           
  "My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"                     
                                                                           
  "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,                   
  I'm married and I'm Jewish."                                             
  The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going                 
  to a Halloween party."                                                   
                                                                           
  Happy Halloween everyone!                                                   
                                               

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