costume party

[charger490]

lengthy but worth the read...LOL!!

A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party.  She got a terrible
> headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.  He being a
> devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
> some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being
> spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife,
> after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it
> was still early, decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know
> what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her
> husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.  She joined the
> party and soon spotted herhusband cavorting around on the dance floor,
> dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and
> a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather
> seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and
> devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived.  She let him go as
> far ashe wished, naturally, since he was her husband.   Finally, he
> whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went
> to one of the cars and had a little bang.  Just before unmasking at
> midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into
> bed, wondering what kind of  explanation he would make for his behavior.
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
> time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
> good time when you're not there."  "Did you dance much?"  "I'll tell you,
> I never even danced one dance.  When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown
> and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
> But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my
> costume to......"

[The70RT]

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