how do I get rid of the damn moose??

[mally69]

Looks like you gave him a dose of his own medicine... .........you guys crack me up getting these pics on here so quick 

Rule number one on being a postwhore.  Always, have 3 webpages open.  1 of them is photobucket and 2 for dc.com (you need 2 in case you need to search in the middle of a post)

lok at that guy ,,what a fruit   

[Charger_Fan]

A big fruit in the middle of all those veggies.

Ok, so I'm not really up on my Moose deterents here, buttt...would putting up a tall fence keep them out?
The Wolf whiz idea sounds bestest so far.

[chargerboy69]

Call Ted Nugent. He will get rid of it for you. 

[my73charger]

My sister thought it would be a good idea to get rid of a pesty bear by leaving a bag full of commodity prunes in the garbage but the dang thing went and crapped all over the neighbors front porch! 

[mikepmcs]

My sister thought it would be a good idea to get rid of a pesty bear by leaving a bag full of commodity prunes in the garbage but the dang thing went and crapped all over the neighbors front porch! 

I laughed out loud at that one.

[mikepmcs]

Call Ted Nugent. He will get rid of it for you. 

although a little nutty, I'm a Ted fan.
Me and my buddy Robbie would do the same for probably a lot less money.  He can shoot a quarter through the middle at about 100 yards. Killed his moose this year one shot, my other buddy shot his 9(nine) times...reminded me of me, myself, and irene(the cow scene).  Course Ted would make a show out of it, cause, well, he's Ted Nugent.


My buddy Rob wants to see pics of this record Moose please. Not being a smarta$$, we would just like to see a huge moose.

v/r
Mike

[my73charger]

Yeah call Uncle Ted.  Maybe he can work it into his show and you can give him a ride in the Charger on the same episode.  That would be cool.  Moose hunting and Charger cruising!

[PocketThunder]

Call Ted Nugent. He will get rid of it for you. 

although a little nutty, I'm a Ted fan.
Me and my buddy Robbie would do the same for probably a lot less money.  He can shoot a quarter through the middle at about 100 yards. Killed his moose this year one shot, my other buddy shot his 9(nine) times...reminded me of me, myself, and irene(the cow scene).  Course Ted would make a show out of it, cause, well, he's Ted Nugent.


My buddy Rob wants to see pics of this record Moose please. Not being a smarta$$, we would just like to see a huge moose.

v/r
Mike

I think what the author means is that the total weight of all the moose (mother and calves) would probably total 2500 lbs.  not one single moose weighing 2500 lbs by itself.   

[Mefirst]

You could try the ultimate Manhood/Testosterone level test... -Sneak slowly and covert up to the moose when its munching away on your apple tree, then pat it on its rump, when it turns around to take a look, place a lightning fast Ninja roundkick in its forehead and yell -Aprillfool Moth...f..er!!!



...after that it might be a good idea to run....

/Tom

[my73charger]

Call Ted Nugent. He will get rid of it for you. 

although a little nutty, I'm a Ted fan.
Me and my buddy Robbie would do the same for probably a lot less money.  He can shoot a quarter through the middle at about 100 yards. Killed his moose this year one shot, my other buddy shot his 9(nine) times...reminded me of me, myself, and irene(the cow scene).  Course Ted would make a show out of it, cause, well, he's Ted Nugent.


My buddy Rob wants to see pics of this record Moose please. Not being a smarta$$, we would just like to see a huge moose.

v/r
Mike

I think what the author means is that the total weight of all the moose (mother and calves) would probably total 2500 lbs.  not one single moose weighing 2500 lbs by itself.   

True cause thats a big ass moose!

[PocketThunder]

You could try the ultimate Manhood/Testosterone level test... -Sneak slowly and covert up to the moose when its munching away on your apple tree, then pat it on its rump, when it turns around to take a look, place a lightning fast Ninja roundkick in its forehead and yell -Aprillfool Moth...f..er!!!



...after that it might be a good idea to run....

/Tom

               But you have to wait till April otherwise it wont work 

[my73charger]

Yeah and don't slip on that round kick either.  That would be bad, very bad.

[mikepmcs]

I think what the author means is that the total weight of all the moose (mother and calves) would probably total 2500 lbs.  not one single moose weighing 2500 lbs by itself.   

My bad PT, that went over my head.


Tom, that was funny. You better run real fast though cause they will catch you.

[Mefirst]

You could try the ultimate Manhood/Testosterone level test... -Sneak slowly and covert up to the moose when its munching away on your apple tree, then pat it on its rump, when it turns around to take a look, place a lightning fast Ninja roundkick in its forehead and yell -Aprillfool Moth...f..er!!!



...after that it might be a good idea to run....

/Tom

But you have to wait till April otherwise it wont work

-Hmm I see your point and your right, Aprill 1st is to far away... Then again if the apple tree can hold its own a little longer, he (the Ninja) could wait a little over a month and a half, then he could yell -Merry Christmas Mothrrrr...F..errr

[RECHRGD]

All great ideas guys!   I don't know about the ninga thing though.  I'm, almost 60 and don't run too fast anymore.  They have not returned yet today.  Those BB pellets must have really scared them huh.  Anyway, I'm carrying the 357mag pistol with me when away from the house now.  She may look at me as more of a threat now than before the BB assault.  I know the 357 is not a preferred moose exterminator, but it sure should give her a good headache at close range if the need arose.   Bob

[70charger_boy]

  @ Good headache

[2Gunz]

How about making a trap.


Like stick a sprinkler in the trees and turn it on when they try to eat.

Might scared the hell out of them.

Plus you dont have to get close to them to do it.

Or maybe fill the hose with ammonia .... then put it back on the facet, and wait for them to eat and turn it on.

[mopar-or-no-car]

Seriously, you need some wolf wizz.  

Scares the bejeebus out of the moose!

http://www.provenrepellents.com/products.php?pid=77715025

This definately might work!! I have a squirrel problem and someone in a nursery told me to use fox urine to keep them out of my yard! apparently you use the urine of an animals enemy and like Guns N Rotars said "it scares the bejeebus out of them" !!! and at $56.00 not too expensive a try!!
oh and BTW thanks G n R for that link haven't been able to find fox urine anywhere and it is on that link you provided!!   

[RECHRGD]

How about making a trap.


Like stick a sprinkler in the trees and turn it on when they try to eat.

Might scared the hell out of them.

Plus you dont have to get close to them to do it.

Or maybe fill the hose with ammonia .... then put it back on the facet, and wait for them to eat and turn it on.

Actually. they returned a few minutes ago and we turned on the orchard sprinklers.  That seemed to scare them off for the moment.  The mother now seems to take off after a few shots from the BB gun.  I'm sure we have a bull calve though, (it's almost as big as Mom) it just sits there and laughs at us when pelting it with BB'd and pellets.  I think
i'll go piss on the trees (better have another scotch) once I'm sure they're gone for the night.  I'm sure that will scare the hell out of them.    Bob

[70charger_boy]

How much do you think this BFFM weighs?

[mally69]

well if you cant run fast enough to get away  then just jump in the charger im sure you can out run the thing then

[71_deputy]

SOUNDS LIKE A FUN ONE.

This is what I would do!!! ( I have this stuff as I'm in the alarm indusrty)

one 12 volt car battery- all nice and charged up!
one set of car horns or even better- air horns
one 12 volt 30 amp relay- bosch type
one remote wireless receiver
one remote to turn it on!!!!

go figure what happens when you push the remote!!!!!!!

[my73charger]

How about making a trap.


Like stick a sprinkler in the trees and turn it on when they try to eat.

Might scared the hell out of them.

Plus you dont have to get close to them to do it.

Or maybe fill the hose with ammonia .... then put it back on the facet, and wait for them to eat and turn it on.

Actually. they returned a few minutes ago and we turned on the orchard sprinklers.  That seemed to scare them off for the moment.  The mother now seems to take off after a few shots from the BB gun.  I'm sure we have a bull calve though, (it's almost as big as Mom) it just sits there and laughs at us when pelting it with BB'd and pellets.  I think
i'll go piss on the trees (better have another scotch) once I'm sure they're gone for the night.  I'm sure that will scare the hell out of them.    Bob

  Better make that a Tequila...  Seriously I bet the wolf urine would work but I kinda like the airhorn idea for fun measure.

[mally69]

Run an extension cord out to the tree and spilit the ends( separate ground from the hot wire, get some chicken wire on the ground under the tree and hook the ground wire to the chiken wire , now loop the hot wire up in the tree so its just hanging there drill a hole through an apple and rap the hot wire through that hole and around the apple and plug it in then wait. When that big beast bites that apple youll will light that thing right up and  he wont come back after any more apples from that tree. There will be moose hair just glowing for a few seconds

[1BAD68]

just call Chuck, problem solved.