2 ladies talking in heaven......

[HITMAN 149]

Two ladies talking in heaven:

   
1st woman :     Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman :     Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 

1st woman :     I Froze to Death.

2nd woman :     How Horrible! 

1st woman:      It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman :     I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:     So, what happened?

2nd woman:     I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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