the obedient wife

[HITMAN 149]

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

'Wait just a moment!'

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,

'Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'

'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

[chargerman68]

 

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[waroc]

   that's funnny! 

[68chrgrwife]

And that's what I would do!

[70charger_boy]

I don't get it?  How can he cash the check ?   He's dead

[70charger_boy]

oh......

[71ChallengeHer]

And that's what I would do!

Smart girl.

[HITMAN 149]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i've gotta warn hubby!! & tell him to hide the fortune!!!! hehehehe

[69bronzeT5]

I don't get it?  How can he cash the check ?   He's dead

[chargerman68]

oh......

[68chrgrwife]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i've gotta warn hubby!! & tell him to hide the fortune!!!! hehehehe

Yeah too bad our fortune is the form of a 1968 Dodge Charger (but then again that is the best fortune to have)!

[HITMAN 149]

GOOOOOD WIFEY!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe
how's tricks?!?!?!? LOL!!!!!!
you guys are all good now & back to normal (not that he'll ever be normal!!! )...as far as the fire???

[68chrgrwife]

GOOOOOD WIFEY!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe
how's tricks?!?!?!? LOL!!!!!!
you guys are all good now & back to normal (not that he'll ever be normal!!! )...as far as the fire???

Yeah we are doing fine...we weren't effected too much except for that one day we evacted out of our house and hubby pretty much cried all night fearing his poor car was going to be a $30,000 paper weight....

[HITMAN 149]

yea.. i'd be havin the horrors tooooo!!! phewwww glad all is well!!!!!! 
man i feel sooo bad for people that stuff like that happens too... floods & house fires..ect..ect.. loose all that stuff & work you put into your muscle car or bike?!?!? but....as long as you make it.. i guess that's all that really matters in the end!!!!!! all that stuff can be replaced...it's just metal n plastic!!!!!!!! sucks big time.... but it could always be worse!!!!
OK..i gotta get some ZZZZZZZZZZZZ's
work at 12!!!!!!! hahahaha
later.......
you guys better let me know if & when you come back east to joisey!!!!!!!!!