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A Dead Jackass

Started by Lowprofile, September 27, 2007, 09:55:56 PM

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 An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"


Sergeant Jones, Considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." :D :angel:
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

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THE DEVIL'S A PIMP DON'T BE HIS HOE!

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I HAVE A BETTER ONE THOUGH! THERE ONCE WAS 3 MEXIKANS THAT FOUND A GOAT IN THE ALLEY! SO THEY SAID OYE JUAN DILE A ESE WEY KE LE A PUESTO $50 THAT HE WONT LIE WITH THE GOAT RIGHT HERE IN THE ALLEY! SO PEDRO ANSWERD " OYE CABRON DONT U SEE THERE ARE NOTHING BUT WHITE PEOPLE ALL THRU HERE LETS JUST TAKEM TO THE HARRY CARRY STATUE IN CHICAGO!!!!!!!!  :2thumbs:   :drool5:    :slap:
THE DEVIL'S A PIMP DON'T BE HIS HOE!

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