Don't Sleep In A Field Drunk

[Old Moparz]

During a wild party at a Long Island country house, Roxanne had too much to drink and strolled outside for some air. Getting to a grassy field, she lay down to watch the stars. Roxanne was almost asleep when a cow, searching for clover, carefully stepped over her. Groggily, she raised her head and said, "One at a time boys, one at a time."

[AKcharger]

I get it the cow almost crushed her to death!