A Walk in the Woods......

[Lowprofile]

An atheist was walking through the woods and said to
himself,

"What majestic trees!"

"What powerful rivers!"

"What beautiful animals!"

As he walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him.

He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards
him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over
his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even
closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to
pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of
him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his
right paw to strike him. At that instant, the Atheist cried
out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of
the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach
others I don't exist, and even credit creation to cosmic
accident. "Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It
would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me
as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a
Christian?"
"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed.

The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together,
bowed his head, and spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy
bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."         

[Bob]

    Amen!!

[jackel440]

amen!!!
now how can we get the rest of them int the woods    

[PocketThunder]

  Amen!!

[70charger_boy]

  Amen!!

[SeattleCharger]

 

So does an atheist shit (himself) in the woods?