Men Strike Back!

[Lowprofile]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something
smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told
me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up
the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
driveby 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. 
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[Hot_Rodder]

 

[69Charger_440]

Men= 1  Women= 0            J/K!!!

[Mean 318]

Why are a womens feet so small? So she can stand closer to the stove and sink!

[Dennis K]

Why are wedding dresses white? Because the color of the dishwasher should match the refrigerator.

[Mean 318]

 

[dkn1997]

I will get slayed for this one, but I cannot help myself:

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?  Nothing.  You told her twice already.

[Mean 318]

I will get slayed for this one, but I cannot help myself:

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?  Nothing.  You told her twice already.

I thought about it... but I just couldnt! haha

[SeattleCharger]