Sex in the Dark

[SeattleCharger]

Sex in the Dark


There was this couple that had been married for 20
years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So
one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!  And larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

[69bronzeT5]

BUSTED!!!!

[2Gunz]

lol

[Khyron]

 

[Hot_Rodder]

 

[Mean 318]

fuck that was funny!

[Charger_Croatia]

Ups.... 

[mally69]

fuck that was funny!