Sick Leave

[my73charger]

I urgently needed a few days off work,
But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss
might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in
the name of glory are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ' ..And
where do you think you're going?!'

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

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   that was funny