"Priceless"

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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a
drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at
all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the
party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up
and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is
in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of
the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees
a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom
mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!

Love,

Jillian"



He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning
newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of
your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke
it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in
such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off,
you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"



Broken Coffee Table $239.99

Hot Breakfast $4.20

Two Aspirins $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time: PRICELESS