Just for fun: worst movie/TV shows of all time?..

[Brock Samson]

The idea for this topic came to me just now while watching "Lost In Space" the movie... OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT A DOG! 
 

[PocketThunder]

One of the best movies ever made:  Caddyshack
One of the worst movies ever made:  Caddyshack II

[Old Moparz]

Some movies I saw that were unwatchable were.....

Food of the Gods  (Even as a kid I thought it sucked.)
Ishtar  (Long movie with only one scene that was almost funny.)
The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu  (Peter Sellers just didn't care anymore.)

I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of at the moment. Even a bad movie has an actor that's good, or a few scenes that are good to keep it from being unwatchable. TV shows are different for me, I don't like TV shows much at all, so to me they're almost all unwatchable.   

[kab69440]

Highlander II. End of discussion.

[Lowprofile]

Pest w/ John Leguizamo Is the worst! 

[defiance]

I saw this scifi movie the other day - Had one of the baldwins in it (Alec, I think?).  That thing SUCKED!  Mr. Baldwin has one facial expression - the BALDWIN!
Hi, I'm a cool doctor mackin' on my wife (face: BALDWIN)
Hi, my boss is being a jerk and screwing up my life work (face: BALDWIN)
Hi, I just broke a container and spilled some evil dark matter (lol) which is now crawling up my arm! (face: BALDWIN)
Hi, I'm calling forth the dark storm powers upon you, evil-dude, in a massive triumphant climactic save-the-world scene! (face: BALDWIN)

It actually got pretty amusing just watching that part

[TheGhost]

The Fast and the Furious trilogy.

Redline (God, I never thought I'd see the day where a car movie worse than TFTF was made...)

Torque.

[Arkgl01]

Dukes of Hazzard: The beggining....

[TruckDriver]

Tom Hanks when he was relatively still new in "Bachelor Party" To this day, that is the only movie I ever seen where I actually considered walking out on.

[Brock Samson]

you never walked out on a movie?..     

[68chrgrwife]

you never walked out on a movie?..     

Except for hen my kids acted up, I have never walked out on a movie...I don't go see very many movies in the theater to begin with, but I make sure they are darn good before I go spend the money and go (and I was in labor during 8mm and still never walked out).

[defiance]

I've walked out on two movies - Mulhulland Falls and Fear.  Can't really describe what it was about either of them that was so horrible, but I simply couldn't force myself to sit there and continue to ocularly injest the streams of photonic waste assaulting my eyes

How about this, what's the best movie you've ever seen that you JUST KNOW nearly everyone in the world has to hate??

Naked Lunch ...  That movie is AWESOME - but I bet everyone else in the world absolutely hates it!

[Slowpoke]

Howard the Duck, A truly bad movie but its was so bad I liked it  .
But then i like most movies that are picked as awful by the critics.

[68chrgrwife]

Howard the Duck, A truly bad movie but its was so bad I liked it  .
But then i like most movies that are picked as awful by the critics.

that was such a good movie what r u talking about....lol

[Drache]

I can't believe someone else has watched Howard the Duck! lol 

[68chrgrwife]

I can't believe someone else has watched Howard the Duck! lol 

Man I loved that movie big time when I was younger...I even sing the howard the duck song when I clean the house.  I wish I owned it!

[Drache]

Next someone will tell me they've watched Drop Dead Fred.... 

[68chrgrwife]

Next someone will tell me they've watched Drop Dead Fred.... 

that's a good movie too!

[Manfred318]

Star Wars Ep. II

[70charger_boy]

gigli
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299930/

[68chrgrwife]

How about the movie Summer school?

[justin1987]

A.I. was the worst movie I have ever seen.

How about the movie Summer school?

I really liked Summer School.

[41husk]

I saw a movie called Reds with my wife, it is the worst I can think of.

[Drache]

Next someone will tell me they've watched Drop Dead Fred.... 

that's a good movie too!

"Look cobwebs!" 

[Lowprofile]

Tom Hanks when he was relatively still new in "Bachelor Party" To this day, that is the only movie I ever seen where I actually considered walking out on.

Are you kidding me! I love that Movie!!   

[69bronzeT5]

Dukes of Hazzard: The beggining....

I actually thought it was ok ......






The worst movie ever is Scary Movie 4

[moparguy01]

the duks of hazzard : the beginning was real bad. I watched till the first commercials, then i think i found a Ronco informercial to watch.


The highlander II was another terrible movie.

im suprised nobody mentioned "the wraith"

[Lowprofile]

BTW, it had a Mopar in that movie!

[70charger_boy]

the duks of hazzard : the beginning was real bad. I watched till the first commercials, then i think i found a Ronco informercial to watch.


The highlander II was another terrible movie.

im suprised nobody mentioned "the wraith"

Russ, the wraith was awesome!!!  It had a 67 baracuda in it.   Plus, Charlie Sheen went on a killing spree with a real cool car

[The70RT]

Any Starwarts 

[Brock Samson]

who else can hardly wait to see underdog?.. 

[Mike DC]

 
The suckage of "Firestorm" was pretty amazing.


"Starship Troopers" is so bad that it's fun.

 

[Drache]

 
The suckage of "Firestorm" was pretty amazing.

One of my dad's skydiving friends was killed during that movie. It was him who performed the stunt that you see of jumping the bike off the cliff. He was ordered to use a female dummy strapped to him which at first he refused but they insisted. He jumped out of the helicopter, had a problem with his chute but couldn't cut it away and pull his reserve since the dummy was strapped to his front.

[Brock Samson]

well i'm sorry to read that,..
  One of my old friend's Brother is a famous stunt double in the James Bond films etc. he does absolutly crazy crap that makes me dizzy just hearing the stunts discribed... 

Hey, but does underdog look like a pooch or what?...

see with all this free time now i got starz and several other movie channels, and i'm checking out films i'd never go see or even rent the DVD's of,..
and man do they stink...   

I have seen some awsome supriseingly good  movies though,... like American Physco,.. THAT MOVIE ROCKS!!! 

[Daytona R/T SE]

About Schmidt. The most depressing movie ever  I wanted to rip my own face off, then it got worse.... Kathy Bates, full frontal nudity 




Dear Undugoo......

[justin1987]

I wanted to rip my own face off, then it got worse.... Kathy Bates, full frontal nudity 

[68chrgrwife]

the duks of hazzard : the beginning was real bad. I watched till the first commercials, then i think i found a Ronco informercial to watch.


The highlander II was another terrible movie.

im suprised nobody mentioned "the wraith"

Hubby loves The Wraith  and I thought it was pretty good too

[Charger74]

the duks of hazzard : the beginning was real bad. I watched till the first commercials, then i think i found a Ronco informercial to watch.


The highlander II was another terrible movie.

im suprised nobody mentioned "the wraith"

Russ, the wraith was awesome!!!  It had a 67 baracuda in it.   Plus, Charlie Sheen went on a killing spree with a real cool car

And it was a DODGE, ableit a concept one but still really cool.

[74-StreetMachine]

Blues Brothers 2000,    what a bomb!

I thought the Wraith was pretty cool, not the best movie by any means but good for it's time.

[NYCMille]

DUEL... ugh... man did that suck, I was praying that truck would just crush Dennis Weaver, sadly though, it never happened.

[rav440]

worst movie ever was TWO LANE BLACKTOP , i bought it last year on dvd it took me 6 days to get thru it , i kept thinking to myself " WhenTF is this move going to become interesting ? " the it ended WTF ?

i gotta check the jets

[Brock Samson]

 some people actually like that movie...
and the DOH movie too... 

[Mike DC]

 
The first DOH movie would have been sorta tolerable as forgettable Broken Lizard comedy if it just hadn't been dressed up as a "Dukes of Hazzard" thing. 
It hardly had anything to do with the old TV series other than the paintjob on the car & the names they put on the characters.


The second "DOH beginning" straight-to-DVD flick was truly trash of the first order.  (It made the first DOH movie look well-done, and I wasn't sure that was possible.)
I can't believe they decided to invest $8 million dollars into a second DOH flick and that's what they got out of it.

[Charger_Fan]

The Crying Game.

[Charger_Fan]

I'd like to see the size of the jack that got this car up on those jack stands!

[68chrgrwife]

I'd like to see the size of the jack that got this car up on those jack stands!

Fork load lifter??

[70kracken]

yup prolly the one in the back infront of the chevelle.  oh and i'm pretty sure that napoleon dynamite is the sorriest movie ever made.

[Mike DC]

   
No way!  Napoleon Dynamite was awesome!
It was a cheapo small-time movie from a no-name director that made it big on its own quirkyness. 


And it was derivative of NOTHING. 
I think that counts for a lot in this day & age.  Almost everything else in pop-culture is just one big remake/homage/take-off after another.

[Brock Samson]

i saw superbad yesterday and i liked it ALOT! 

[dongar69]

imo  absolute worst movie........Going overboard with Adam Sandler
One of my favorites,albeit stupid, Joe Dirt.

[70charger_boy]

imo  absolute worst movie........Going overboard with Adam Sandler
One of my favorites,albeit stupid, Joe Dirt.

I liked Joe Dirt.  It's one of those movies you think will suck, but it's actually ok.  Also, another movie I thought would suck was JUST FRIENDS with that kid from Van Wilder

[Old Moparz]

   
No way!  Napoleon Dynamite was awesome!
It was a cheapo small-time movie from a no-name director that made it big on its own quirkyness. 


And it was derivative of NOTHING. 
I think that counts for a lot in this day & age.  Almost everything else in pop-culture is just one big remake/homage/take-off after another.

I thought that movie was great too, & mostly because some of it was so dumb it was funny. My 8 year old daughter sat in on it with me one night, & she liked it as well. There's a song, or maybe a few songs in it, from a CD by Jack Johnson that she has. She was pretty excited to hear music from something she already had. Even though some of the humor went over her head, there was enough she understood to keep her entertained. She's also a Monty Python fan now, & has watched the Holy Grail several times.   

As long as you bring up movies about nothing, how about "Clerks"? I rented that one years ago & thought it was really good. I agree, too many remakes, or just movies without any originality are being made. Same goes for TV & that's why I don't watch it. You could turn on any TV show that's current, & probably see a line, a situation, or a whole skit, taken right from an old episode of "I Love Lucy" or "The Honeymooners" or anything else from that era. Even the old slapstick comedies have been recycled.

[bordin34]

i saw superbad yesterday and i liked it ALOT! 

I saw it also I was laughing the whole time. The "drawing" problem was so funny.
The Absolute worst movies ever are those High School Musicals

[Brock Samson]

 Great acting in Superbad, i liked the school, party and store scenes alot but the stuff with the cops was waaaaaay over the top,.. BTW:  i think they call them "Comming of Age" movies.
anyhow the cop scenes played more like science fiction... but i like to see fresh faces in the movies... I'm so tired of them using the same actors in movies year after year,.. pretty soon they forget how to act and just phone it in... and you don't get characters or any character development. they end the movie just like they started it... same as the last movie they were in... Adam is a good example... so many of the hollywood A list actors are the kids of previous actors, kinda like NASCAR,.. but in hollywood sometimes they change their names to throw you off. ...  like they got the gig cause they're such good actors..   

[19Charger68]

I quit going to movies a few years ago.  Why pay all that money for a movie that may stink, put up with all the jabbering of the other people, pay twenty dollars for snacks when in a short period of time you can watch it in the comfort of your home on a big screen with surround sound.  Netflix beats going to the movies by a long shot.

[Brock Samson]

sometimes it's worth it for a first run show or if you lack the home theater tech. for  the big screen experiance... especailly these hi-tech fantasy or Scxi-Fi stories like LOTR or WOTW (lord of the rings/War of the Worlds)...
I saw 300 on the IMAX and that was simply awsome evern if the movie did take some pretty liberal liberties with historical facts but who knows what the facts were about that situation...  still as an experiance that was worth the wait, hassle and money...
but i probably see 25 movies at home from either DVD or Dish/Starzs for every one i see in a theater,.. it is expensive though...
But so's a State of the Art Home theater...

  Hmmmm,..? what kind of hook up you got anyhow?... 

[Guns N Rotors]

THE absolute worst movie EVER made.

[The70RT]

Batman returns..........i fell asleep in the move theatre.

[Ranger Max]

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[Manfred318]

I kinda liked Starship Troopers. I also liked Clerks and Clerks II. 
The Reaping was pretty bad, but not as god awful and boring as The Wicker Man. It took me 3 tries before I made it all the way through that one.

[440AirForce]

I would have to say TOP GUN is the one movie I can't sit through.

Yes, I was disappointed at Lost in Space. The first 15 miutes was good, but then WTF?

[69bronzeT5]

I wonder what people would say if I said Dukes Of Hazzard: The Beginning is the BEST MOVIE EVER!

[Old Moparz]

I wonder what people would say if I said Dukes Of Hazzard: The Beginning is the BEST MOVIE EVER!

Probably that you might be the Rain Man's nephew.     

[Chargen69]

I wonder what people would say if I said Dukes Of Hazzard: The Beginning is the BEST MOVIE EVER!

Probably that you might be the Rain Man's nephew.     

[Mike DC]

 
I love Top Gun. 

It was pure uncompromising cheese, but it was also well-done enough to really function as a guilty pleasure.

 

[CaptMarvel]

The idea for this topic came to me just now while watching "Lost In Space" the movie... OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT A DOG! 
 

As far as movies that were based on old favorites, yes, Lost in Space and the Wild Wild West were dissapointments. The LIS movie tried to follow the original first 5 episodes of the series with all its pioneers in space elements, but they didnt need to make the Robinson family so disfunctional; then they got really off track with the Dr. Smith spider monster/time portal nonsense. WWW was just garbage all the way. 

[pettyfan43]

I wonder what people would say if I said Dukes Of Hazzard: The Beginning is the BEST MOVIE EVER!

That you are ENTIRELY too young to drink!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mean 318]

Napoleon Dynamite
The Grudge
The Ring
An American Haunting- Rent it and watch it with friends... it sucks so bad it is fun!
Premonition

[Jon Smith]

I saw 300 on the IMAX and that was simply awsome evern if the movie did take some pretty liberal liberties with historical facts but who knows what the facts were about that situation...

I wouldn't worry too much about historical inaccuracy in a film based on a comic with mutants and giant elephants in it 

[70charger_boy]

The weatherman with nick cage

[pettyfan43]

Get Schmidt with (GOD this hurts to say) Jack Nicholson!  Absolutely unwatchable!

The third Smokey and the Bandit flick HOLY CRAP that was AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!

[JR]

Nacho Libre. I got dragged to the theater to watch that piece of crap. I kept waiting for it to actually get funny. Or unsucky. Neither has happened yet.

Since were talking tv shows too, I'd like to add "Robot P. Coltrane" and "visitor" episodes of the Dukes of Hazzard. What a terrible embarrasment to the show. Not that it was solid gold before but damn, those two were bad.

[Brock Samson]

  How about the most recent KING KONG with Jack Black? i guess some of the creatures were ok especially the giant cock roaches and mud worm scean, but I really do think three T-Rexs would be feasting on 'ol Kong,... about four times i expected frodo to come out and battle some Orcs,.. O.K.  I was willing to forgive that stuff but when the cutie pie Fae Ray character (and she was cute  )started ham boneing for the Big Ape I chocked on my raisen ette and required the heimlick manuver, and not in a good way. no one was with me so i had to run out to my charger belt myself in and go run into a wall... 

That pink cartoon alien trix bunny in the Lost in space movie was the last straw and it was allready plenty bad before that, i never seen anything as idiotic since Jar Jar Binks... 

[Brock Samson]

saw the last star wars movie last night... 

[Orange_Crush]

Okay, here is the list:

-Ishtar
-Some piece of crap w/ richard Gere, Uma Thurman, and Kim Basinger that I walked out on
-Satisfaction (remember?  Justine Bateman's movie debut...and swan song?)...that movie was so bad it made me dump the chick who wanted me to watch it with her.
-The Wraith...It was unwatchable in spite of the cool cars