women golfer

[charger490]

good not to pass on....

> >>Woman Golfer
> >>
> >>A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
> >>
> >>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
> >>
> >>The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
> >>you three wishes."
> >>
> >>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
> >>mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
> >>
> >>Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
> >>The woman said, "That's okay."
> >>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
> >>world.
> >>
> >>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
> >>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
> >>flock to".
> >>The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
> >>Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
> >>
> >>So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
> >>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
> >>The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
> >>world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
> >>
> >>The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
> >>is mine."
> >>So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
> >>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
> >>a mild heart attack."
> >>
> >>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
> >>Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
> >>and continue feeling good.
> >>Male readers: Please scroll down..
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> >>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
> >>
> >>Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really
> >>smart.
> >>
> >>
> >>Let them
> >>continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
> >>
> >>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
> >>that women never listen!!!
> >>