single guy and his pet

[charger490]

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he
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> > >had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the
> > >owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After
> > >some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a
> > >100-legged bug) that came in a little white box
> > >which served as the bug's house.
> > > He took his purchase home, found a good location for
> > >the box, and decided he would start off by taking
> > >his new pet to church with him. So he asked the
> > >centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
> > >church with me today? We will have a good time."
> > >But there was no answer from his new pet.
> > > This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes
> > >and then asked him again, "How about going to church
> > >with me and receive blessings?" But again, there
> > >was no answer from his new friend and pet.
> > > So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
> > >situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this
> > >time putting his face up against the centipede's
> > >house and shouting, "HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE
> > >TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME AND LEARN ABOUT THE LORD?"
> > > (YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)
> > > And a little voice came out of the box.........
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> > >"I heard you the first time.......
> > >I'm putting on my shoes!"
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