creative way to get out of a ticket

[68rustbucket]

>An older lady gets pulled over for  speeding...
>Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
>
>Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
>
>Older Woman: Oh, I see.
>
>Officer: Can I see your license please?
>
>Older Woman: I'd give it to you but  I don't have  one.
>
>
>
>Officer: Don't have one?
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>Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago  for drunk  driving.
>
>Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle  registration papers please.
>
>Older Woman: I  can't do that.
>
>Officer: Why not?
>
>Older Woman: I stole this car.
>
>Officer: Stole it?
>
>Older Woman: Yes,  and I killed and hacked up the owner.
>
>Officer: You what?
>
>Older Woman: His  body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
>see.
>
>The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his  car and calls
>for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A  senior officer
>slowly approaches the car, clasping his half! drawn  gun.
>
>Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of  your vehicle please! The woman
>steps out of her vehicle.
>
>
>Older woman:  Is there a problem sir?
>
>Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen  this car and
>murdered the owner.
>
>Older Woman:  Murdered the owner?
>
>Officer 2: Yes, could you please open  the trunk of your car, please.
>
>
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>The woman opens  the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
>
>Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
>
>Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The  officer is quite
>stunned.
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>Officer 2: One of  my officers claims that you do not have a driving license
>
>
>
>The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse  and hands it
>to the officer.
>
>The officer  examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
>
>Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you  didn't have a
>license, that you stole this  car, and that you murdered  and hacked up the
>owner.
>
>Older Woman: Bet  the liar told you I was speeding, too.

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