Nymphomaniac Convention

[my73charger]

A Cooperative Board person (male)
boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the
most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight
towards his seat. As fate would have it, she
took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted
out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm
going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of
America Convention in Boston ."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous
woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and
she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asked, "What's your business role at this
convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
have learned from my personal experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."
 
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of
all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who
are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely
the best stamina is the Southern Redneck"

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable
and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't
really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even
know  your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba."