Tomato prices in your area?

[Steve P.]

It's corporate greed, pure and simple!  These executives should taken out back and shot!  And that's all there is to it.

Oh my GOD.... Did I just read this??  (Steve sits back and thinks). He didn't put up a smiley face with that.. Maybe he is being facetious.. But maybe not.. I can't believe I just read that from Vain...   

[Brock Samson]

yeah that was two years ago, since then he's been "educated"...

[Steve P.]

yeah that was two years ago, since then he's been "educated"...

You mean edumacated...   Get it rite dang it... 

[BMOTOXSTAR]

Tomatoes are $1 a piece her in Northern Ohio. Tomatoes have stuff in them that ward of the big C.

[Vainglory, Esq.]

I can promise you it was facetious, much like the whole topic of the thread.  I've never given any credence to howlings about "corporate greed."  Things like that are the last resort of the lazy mind.

But if it makes you feel better I can go back and add one of these --> 


By the way, what is this edubakation thing you keep talking about?

[Steve P.]

   I think that will about cover it..   

[bull]

I can promise you it was facetious...

A thesaurus is a fun tool, ain't it?

[Vainglory, Esq.]

I can promise you it was facetious...

A thesaurus is a fun tool, ain't it?

It might be, except Steve P used that word about 5 posts before me.

[bull]

Oh. So it was a dictionary then.

[Rocky]

I grow my own.

yes but tomato's bare fruit your's are just full of buds

No that was my brother, but when my neighbor came to me to give me some of his Beef Steak tomatoes that weighed over 2lbs each,  I informed him of the fact that growing tomatoes and cannabis were the same process, (My friends went to an ag school)  he didn't give me any tomatoes the next year.  I always decline any such offerings anyway because my choice of careers led me to random testing even throughout college. 

    Now for the fun part.  A little over a year ago my best friend was renting a room in my house.  After a night of debauchery, we made the cab stop at Jack in the Box on our way home.  My friend had a few  too many, and after eating our meal in the garage, he decided to go outside and return said meal back to Mother Earth.  I sprayed the spot on the outside corner of the garage the next day with the hose.  And a few months later in the spring a little tomato plant sprouted between the bricks on my sidewalk.  I'll see if I can find a picture, it was pretty amazing.  I watered the damn thing every once in a while after I realized that it actually was a tomato plant.  Before they could ripen, my 2 year old son decided to pick them though.

   Oddly enough, I often wondered what a tomato that grew from vomit would taste like.  Then I realised that it was probably a GM seed considering that it swam in a bath of my buddies stomach acid and single malt for nearly an hour before being deposited into one of the most unlikely of places to take root and actually start growing. 

   Now, I think back to the tomatoes that I bought a few weeks ago when they were 5 for a dollar.  I went to sleep that night with visions of BLT's dancing in my head.  The next day, I was in for the BLT dissapointment of my life.  Not only did I manage to screw up the extra-thick cut peppered bacon that I bought from the deli.  (I am actually a good cook, and very critical of my own cooking), the tomatoes were dry, and absolutely lacking in any flavor what-so-ever.  I finally looked at the sticker and realized that they came from hot houses in Mexico. 

   The lesson here is that unless your fruit or veggie is in season in the northern hemisphere, you might want to make sure it at least comes from the southern hemisphere where it is in season.  Produce grown quickly in hothouse conditions will never come close to any naturally vine ripened product.   

[Rocky]

Tomatoes are $1 a piece her in Northern Ohio. Tomatoes have stuff in them that ward of the big C.

So does spinach, but that stuff will give you E-coli if it comes from California. 

[ck1]

I grow my own.

yes but tomato's bare fruit your's are just full of buds

No that was my brother, but when my neighbor came to me to give me some of his Beef Steak tomatoes that weighed over 2lbs each,  I informed him of the fact that growing tomatoes and cannabis were the same process, (My friends went to an ag school)  he didn't give me any tomatoes the next year.  I always decline any such offerings anyway because my choice of careers led me to random testing even throughout college. 

    Now for the fun part.  A little over a year ago my best friend was renting a room in my house.  After a night of debauchery, we made the cab stop at Jack in the Box on our way home.  My friend had a few  too many, and after eating our meal in the garage, he decided to go outside and return said meal back to Mother Earth.  I sprayed the spot on the outside corner of the garage the next day with the hose.  And a few months later in the spring a little tomato plant sprouted between the bricks on my sidewalk.  I'll see if I can find a picture, it was pretty amazing.  I watered the damn thing every once in a while after I realized that it actually was a tomato plant.  Before they could ripen, my 2 year old son decided to pick them though.

   Oddly enough, I often wondered what a tomato that grew from vomit would taste like.  Then I realised that it was probably a GM seed considering that it swam in a bath of my buddies stomach acid and single malt for nearly an hour before being deposited into one of the most unlikely of places to take root and actually growing. 

   Now, I think back to the tomatoes that I bought a few weeks ago when they were 5 for a dollar.  I went to sleep that night with visions of BLT's dancing in my head.  The next day, I was in for the BLT dissapointment of my life.  Not only did I manage to screw up the extra-thick cut peppered bacon that I bought from the deli.  (I am actually a good cook, and very critical of my own cooking), the tomatoes were dry, and absolutely lacking in any flavor what-so-ever.  I finally looked at the sticker and realized that they came from hot houses in Mexico. 

   The lesson here is that unless your fruit or veggie is in season in the northern hemisphere, you might want to make sure it at least comes from the southern hemisphere where it is in season.  Produce grown quickly in hothouse conditions will never come close to any naturally vine ripened product.   

LOL cool story..................I hate tomato's unless there mashed up into a sauce, plain there just to slimy for me, like slug guts or something

[Ponch ®]

[moparstuart]

 didnt need a bump let it lie

[PocketThunder]

didnt need a bump let it lie

C'mon, its "bump old threads Friday" around here, havent you caught on yet?

Just wait, i'll go find a good one........ 

[PocketThunder]

didnt need a bump let it lie

C'mon, its "bump old threads Friday" around here, havent you caught on yet?

Just wait, i'll go find a good one........ 

I wish i could find the "what to do when you turn 18" thread, that was a good one.  i think it was on the old site though.. .shucks.

[70charger_boy]

Bump one of my threads.  Oh wait, no one will respond

[moparstuart]

Bump one of my threads.  Oh wait, no one will respond

but at least you will have gotten the bump

[Old Moparz]

I grow my own.

yes but tomato's bare fruit your's are just full of buds

No that was my brother, but when my neighbor came to me to give me some of his Beef Steak tomatoes that weighed over 2lbs each,  I informed him of the fact that growing tomatoes and cannabis were the same process, (My friends went to an ag school)  he didn't give me any tomatoes the next year.  I always decline any such offerings anyway because my choice of careers led me to random testing even throughout college. 

    Now for the fun part.  A little over a year ago my best friend was renting a room in my house.  After a night of debauchery, we made the cab stop at Jack in the Box on our way home.  My friend had a few  too many, and after eating our meal in the garage, he decided to go outside and return said meal back to Mother Earth.  I sprayed the spot on the outside corner of the garage the next day with the hose.  And a few months later in the spring a little tomato plant sprouted between the bricks on my sidewalk.  I'll see if I can find a picture, it was pretty amazing.  I watered the damn thing every once in a while after I realized that it actually was a tomato plant.  Before they could ripen, my 2 year old son decided to pick them though.

   Oddly enough, I often wondered what a tomato that grew from vomit would taste like.  Then I realised that it was probably a GM seed considering that it swam in a bath of my buddies stomach acid and single malt for nearly an hour before being deposited into one of the most unlikely of places to take root and actually start growing. 

   Now, I think back to the tomatoes that I bought a few weeks ago when they were 5 for a dollar.  I went to sleep that night with visions of BLT's dancing in my head.  The next day, I was in for the BLT dissapointment of my life.  Not only did I manage to screw up the extra-thick cut peppered bacon that I bought from the deli.  (I am actually a good cook, and very critical of my own cooking), the tomatoes were dry, and absolutely lacking in any flavor what-so-ever.  I finally looked at the sticker and realized that they came from hot houses in Mexico. 

   The lesson here is that unless your fruit or veggie is in season in the northern hemisphere, you might want to make sure it at least comes from the southern hemisphere where it is in season.  Produce grown quickly in hothouse conditions will never come close to any naturally vine ripened product.   

Imagine how big they'd be if he took a dump on them too? Germinated & fertilized from the same damn source.

[Charger_Fan]

Just so page 3 has some hot bunz too.

[70charger_boy]

 

Do you have that pic of the hot chic from some car show that you posted awhile ago, CF?

[PocketThunder]

Do you have that pic of the hot chic from some car show that you posted awhile ago, CF?

NO but i do... Bwahahahaha!!     Damn i need to go to bed already..

[70charger_boy]

Nah, not that one.  This girl was a very hot blonde milf with a brown shirt and Cf said he snuck the cam shot in

[70charger_boy]

I found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

[Ponch ®]

I found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

those are some nice tomaters...