fun at walmart

[charger490]

 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
>carts when they weren't looking.
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> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>intervals.
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> 3. July 7: Made a trail of prune juice on the floor leading to the
>restrooms.
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> 4. July 9: Walked up to an employee and told her in an offical tone -
>"Code 3 in Housewares"... and watched what happened.
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> 5. Aug. 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
>layaway.
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> 6. Sept. 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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> 7. Sept. 15: Set up a tent in the Camping Dept. and told other shoppers
>he'd invite them in, if they'll bring pillows from the Bedding Dept.
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> 8. Sept. 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry
>and screams "Why can't they just leave me alone?"
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> 9. Oct. 4: Looked right into the Security camera; used it as a mirror
>to pick his nose.
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>10. Nov. 10: While handling guns in the Hunting Dept., asked the clerk if
>he knew where to find the anti-depressants.
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>11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>"Mission Impossible" theme.
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>12. Dec 6: In the Auto Depart., practiced his "Madonna" look using
>different size funnels.
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>13. Dec. 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, Yelled
>"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
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>14. Dec. 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he fell to
>the floor in a fetal position and screamed "No! No! It's those voices again
>! ! !"
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>And last, but not least . . .
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>15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then
>yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[69bronzeT5]

THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[beedees]

I dunno, thats pretty much typical of the Wally Worlds around here.