All Together now...

[Brock Samson]

   Please join me for a rousing rendition of an old favorite...


       

       Mistro?..

    

Kum Ba Ya --
Kum-ba-yah my Lord, Kum-ba-yah
Kum-ba-yah my Lord, Kum-ba-yah
Kum-ba-yah my Lord, Kum-ba-yah
O, Lord, Kum-ba-yah.
A Scout's trustworthy Lord, Kum-ba-yah,
A Scout is loyal, Lord, Kum-ba-yah,
A Scout is helpful, Lord, Kum-ba-yah,
O, Lord, Kum-ba-yah.


A Scout is friendly, Lord, Kum-ba-yah,
A Scout is courteous, Lord, Kum-ba-yah,
A Scout is kind, Lord, Kum-ba-yah,
O, Lord, Kum-ba-yah.

A Scout's obedient, Lord, Kum-ba-yah,
A Scout is cheerful, Lord, Kum-ba-yah,
A Scout is thrifty, Lord, Kum-ba-yah,
O, Lord, Kum-ba-yah.

A Scout is brave, Lord, Kum-ba-yah
A Scout is clean, Lord, Kum-ba-yah
A Scout is reverent, Lord, Kum-ba-yah
O, Lord, Kum-ba-yah.

Kum-ba-yah my Lord, Kum-ba-yah
Kum-ba-yah my Lord, Kum-ba-yah
Kum-ba-yah my Lord, Kum-ba-yah
O, Lord, Kum-ba-yah

    

[Drache]

Ok remember this simple rule... if it belongs INSIDE your car such as inside your engine... you are NOT supposed to drink it! 

[Lowprofile]

Sounds like someone got into the wrong pill bottle today.




Got some for me??

[Charged]

I get a vague feeling that this might be about the prayer and the visions of a funeral. If it is, you know what Im talking about Strat.

Sorry, it was sickening and never should have been said.
Charged

[Old Moparz]

I always liked Syd Barett's lyrics myself.  

Effervescing Elephant

An Effervescing Elephant
with tiny eyes and great big trunk
once whispered to the tiny ear
the ear of one inferior
that by next June he'd die, oh yeah!
because the tiger would roam.
The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home!
and every time I hear a growl
I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
and I'll be really safe, you know
the elephant he told me so."
Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
and the message was spread
to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
who wallowed in the mud and chewed
his spicy hippo-plankton food
and tended to ignore the word
preferring to survey a herd
of stupid water bison, oh yeah!
And all the jungle took fright,
and ran around for all the day and the night
but all in vain, because, you see,
the tiger came and said: "Who me?!
You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
I'd much prefer something to chew
and you're all to scant." oh yeah!
He ate the Elephant

[Charger_Fan]

Ok...it's time for both youz guyz to back away from the bong while I change the water.

[Brock Samson]

Thank you guys!

that was good, Old Parts,...  

and yeah Charged, it was and is,..
I thought it was actually quite well written, even interesting,..   but the choice of words was classic train wreck...  

Thanks.

[41husk]

don't give up your day job

[bull]

I'm My Own Grandpa
( Lonzo & Oscar )

It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

[mustanghater]

how about this song

Ohh she f#%*in hates me
Love love love love
I try to hard
and she herts my
feelins like I
had none

oh forget it.

[Old Moparz]

how about this song

Ohh she f#%*in hates me
Love love love love
I try to hard
and she herts my
feelins like I
had none

oh forget it.

You give up too easy, it seemed like it was a catchy little number.

[Brock Samson]

 Highway Chile


Lyrics:

Fm
Yeah! His guitar slung across his back
His dusty boots is his cadillac
Flamin' hair just a-blowin' in the wind
ain't seen a bed in so long it's a sin
C#7#9
He left home when he was seventeen
The rest of the world he was gonna see
Fm
And everybody knows the boss
a rollin' stone gathers no moss

G#
Now you'd probably a-call him a tramp
A#
But it goes a little deeper than that
Fm
He's a highway chile
Highway Chile

Fm
Some people say he had a girl back home
who messed around and did her baby wrong
They tell it kinda hurt him bad
Kinda made him feel pretty sad
I couldn't say what went through his mind
Anyway he left the world behind
Everybody knows the same old story
in love or war you can lose your glory

G#
Now you'd probably a-call him a tramp
A#
But I know it goes a little deeper than that
He's a highway chile

Walk on brother

C#7#9
His old guitar slung across his back
His dusty boots is his cadillac
Fm
Flamin' hair just a-blowin' in the wind
ain't seen a bed in so long it's a sin

G#
Now you'd probably a-call him a tramp
A#
But I know it goes a little deeper than that
He's a highway chile

Walk on brother
Don't let no one stop you
Highway Child


    Jimmy Hendrix from the album War Heros.

[ChargerAndy]

This ain't a song, but it's a toungue twister thats best recited after 8 beers at a party.... 10X fast, but I bet you don't get past 3X      Andy

I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant pluckers' mate
and I'm only plucking pheasants
because the pheasant plucker's late!

[Mopar440+6]

how about this song

Ohh she f#%*in hates me
Love love love love
I try to hard
and she herts my
feelins like I
had none

oh forget it.

You give up too easy, it seemed like it was a catchy little number.

It is a good song except for the fact that MH doesnt know the words. If Im correct that was supposed to be the chorus to Puddle of Mudd "She Hates Me"

FYI Mustanghater, there are sites on the internet that have the names of songs listed and if you click on those songs they show you the words to those songs...

[mustanghater]

thats the words to the song. what everyone here's is the edited version.

[Ponch ®]

Let me hear you say:

this sh!t is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

[Just 6T9 CHGR]

thats the words to the song. what everyone here's is the edited version.

Not everyone....I downloaded the unedited version........REBEL baby!!! 

[Ponch ®]

....I downloaded the unedited version........REBEL baby!!!  

That's so Raven!

[Just 6T9 CHGR]

....I downloaded the unedited version........REBEL baby!!! 

That's so Raven!

I'm more of a Kim Possible guy.....at least thats what my girls watch

[PocketThunder]

Let me hear you say:

this sh!t is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

thats my girlfriend, singing that song......  ever since she picked the fruit off that tree in "dont speak" or whatever it was called... we've had a connection.....  (where's the smiley with the heart shaped eyes?)

[Brock Samson]

XTC LYRICS

"Roads Girdle The Globe"

Am I asleep
Or am I fast
You every race
You first, you last

Roads girdle the globe
We all safe in your concrete robe
Hail mother motor
Hail piston rotor
Hail wheel
Roads girdle the globe

Am I tied in
Or do I turn
Your sacred incense
You tyre burn

Steer me Anna steer me Anna steer me Anna steer me Anna steer me Anna steer me Anna steer me Anna... STEER ME!
Am I get there
When is A, B
Oil, iron, steel
You holy three

Roads Girdle the Globe 

[Lowprofile]

Where's  Unholy Darkness when you need him!!   He would be all over this Thread!