the grill

[chargerman68]

 
   A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
   With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
   "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"  The woman chose to ignore her husband.
   Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
   "What's wrong?" he asks. 
   She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a-- Grill for one little weenie?"