Jose and Carlos

[nh_mopar_fan]

Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a
    sign.
   
    Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot
    of money to spend.  Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
   
    Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills
    every day.  Jose says, "Look at your sign."
     
    I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support.
   
    "Now look at mine."  Carlos looks at Jose's sign.

    I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico