Zen

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>> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
>> walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
>> beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell
>> alone.
>>
>> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
>> broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
>>
>> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
>> your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>
>>4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced
> you can't be promoted.
>>
>> 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like
>> everyone else.
>>
>> 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>>
>> 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
>> missing a couple of
>> your payments.
>>
>> 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
>> mile in their shoes.
>> That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away
>> and you have their shoes.
>>
>> 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for
>> you.
>>
>> 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
>> him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink
>> beer all day.
>>
>> 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person
>> again, it was
>> probably worth it.
>>
>> 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to
>> remember anything.
>
>>13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're
>> the windshield.
>>
>> 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>>
>> 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
>> it in half and put it back in your pocket.
>>
>> 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>>
>> 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side
>> and a dark side,
>> and it holds the universe together.
>>
>> 18. There are two theories to arguing with women.
>> Neither one works.
>>
>> 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when
>> your lips are
>> moving.
>>
>> 20. Experience is something you don't get until just
>> after you need it.
>>
>> 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>>
>> 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
>> pill and a laxative on the same night.





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