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Woman Shopper Overcome by Vibrating Pants

Started by Old Moparz, June 27, 2007, 09:53:22 PM

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Old Moparz

June 27, 2007, 09:53:22 PM
Saw this & wanted to share, LOL. :D

KO'd by Vibrating Pants
By JOHN COLES

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A KINKY housewife was knocked out cold in Asda after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement. The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life. But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted. The 33-year-old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.

Paramedics rushed to help and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing. They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital. The woman, who has not been named to spare her blushes made a full recovery but her pride took a knock. As she left hospital a paramedic handed her back the naughty knickers in a plastic bag. An Asda spokesman said: "We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already."



               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

TruckDriver

#1
June 27, 2007, 09:58:51 PM
 :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

BMOTOXSTAR

#2
June 27, 2007, 10:30:42 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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71ChallengeHer

#3
June 27, 2007, 10:41:38 PM
Where did she buy those pants? :scratchchin:

PocketThunder

#4
June 27, 2007, 10:45:03 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on June 27, 2007, 10:41:38 PM
Where did she buy those pants? :scratchchin:

Actually, I'm selling them on ebay.  my username is,..... well..... PocketThunder  :icon_smile_big:   :yesnod:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Charger1973

#5
June 27, 2007, 10:45:11 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on June 27, 2007, 10:41:38 PM
Where did she buy those pants? :scratchchin:

I thought maybe you just got back from vacation...    :scratchchin:    :nana:

71ChallengeHer

#6
June 27, 2007, 10:48:18 PM
Quote from: Charger1973 on June 27, 2007, 10:45:11 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on June 27, 2007, 10:41:38 PM
Where did she buy those pants? :scratchchin:

I thought maybe you just got back from vacation...    :scratchchin:    :nana:
Ok, Matt that was funny as hell.  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

Charger1973

#7
June 27, 2007, 10:51:14 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on June 27, 2007, 10:48:18 PM
Quote from: Charger1973 on June 27, 2007, 10:45:11 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on June 27, 2007, 10:41:38 PM
Where did she buy those pants? :scratchchin:

I thought maybe you just got back from vacation...    :scratchchin:    :nana:
Ok, Matt that was funny as hell.  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

:nixon:

Big Lebowski

#8
June 27, 2007, 11:49:04 PM
  Don't forget fresh batteries, their probably running low from the thing buzzing all day.  :D
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my73charger

#9
June 28, 2007, 07:15:29 AM
LMAO!  :smilielol: :smilielol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

NYCMille

#10
June 28, 2007, 07:17:12 AM
SCHWING!!...SCHWING!!...SCHWING!!... :woohoo:

Charger_Fan

#11
June 28, 2007, 12:22:37 PM
 :smilielol: :smilielol:

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68chrgrwife

#12
June 28, 2007, 02:03:59 PM
omg  that is hysterical.....

Hdy Jackie are you thinking of getting a pair to wear to work or something?
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SLIKK 70

#13
June 28, 2007, 03:16:52 PM
I wonder if thats what women mean when they say " Shop till you drop"  :yesnod:

Manfred318

#14
June 28, 2007, 03:21:03 PM
 :smilielol: :rofl:

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Old Moparz

#15
June 28, 2007, 03:25:40 PM
Something tells me there's a mad rush at the adult shops for these panties.  :D
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              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

TUFCAT

#16
June 28, 2007, 03:46:56 PM
When Tufcat see's a chick wearing leather "hot pants" - - I do just about the same thing - SCHWING!

68chrgrwife

#17
June 28, 2007, 04:29:39 PM
 :smilielol:
MOPAR OR NO CAR BABY!
LOVING MY HUBBY: CHARGERMAN68
1973 DODGE CHALLENGER: SOLD :(
1968 DODGE CHARGER RT CLONE (OK, SO IT'S HUBBY'S BUT IT'S MINE TOO, RIGHT?)
2008 DODGE CHARGER
2005 DODGE MAGNUM R/T (YES IT'S GOTTA HEMI)!



bull

#18
June 28, 2007, 05:23:41 PM
Ha ha! This thread has 268 lookie-lous and only 17 replies. :smilielol:

70charger_boy

#19
June 28, 2007, 05:44:11 PM
Quote from: PocketThunder on June 27, 2007, 10:45:03 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on June 27, 2007, 10:41:38 PM
Where did she buy those pants? :scratchchin:

Actually, I'm selling them on ebay.  my username is,..... well..... PocketThunder  :icon_smile_big:   :yesnod:

damn, thunder I was going to use the same punchline for Jackie...........

TUFCAT

#20
June 28, 2007, 06:45:54 PM
Don't worry 70Charger_Boy ....I don't think you'll see her wearing them.....I betcha Jackie only wears those pants around people she likes!  :coolgleamA: :coolgleamA: :coolgleamA:   I couldn't resist - -  (you set me up!!!)   ha hh ha  - - j/k.   :icon_smile_wink: :icon_smile_wink: :icon_smile_wink:  TUFCAT still loves ya.    :2thumbs:

70charger_boy

#21
June 28, 2007, 06:52:37 PM
Quote from: TUFCAT on June 28, 2007, 06:45:54 PM
Don't worry 70Charger_Boy ....I don't think you'llo see her wearing them.....I betcha Jackie only wears those pants around people she likes!  :coolgleamA: :coolgleamA: :coolgleamA:   I couldn't resist - -  (you set me up!!!) ha hh ha  - - j/k.   :icon_smile_wink: :icon_smile_wink: :icon_smile_wink: TUFCAT still loves ya. :2thumbs:

Can't we all just get along???

TUFCAT

#22
June 28, 2007, 06:56:18 PM
Didn't I just say I loved you 70charger_boy ???.....if you don't believe me.......here,  listen to this  PUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  ;) ;) ;)

70charger_boy

#23
June 28, 2007, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: TUFCAT on June 28, 2007, 06:56:18 PM
Didn't I just say I loved you 70charger_boy ???.....if you don't believe me.......here,  listen to this  PUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  ;) ;) ;)

:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:.You're not getting my Bud Light

TUFCAT

#24
June 28, 2007, 07:50:09 PM
Come on...no Bud Light?  I'll thumb wrassel ya for it  :icon_smile_wink:  (...wait!,  I'm a cat - - I don't even have thumbs!!)  :cheers:

By the way, I love the way the story starts out "A KINKY housewife" ....is there any other kind??  ha ha  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:   I'm .....just joking ladies  :angel:!!

Okay, ....back to the leather hot pants story everybody!!  :icon_smile_tongue: :icon_smile_tongue: :icon_smile_tongue:

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