beer contains female hormones

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Beer contains 

Female Hormones

Last month, scientists at the National University of Lesotho released the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones found in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops  contain phytoestrogens) and by drinking enough beer, men acquire the known attributes of women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a  one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test  subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when  obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was  considered necessary.



Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!