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"Nut Job" Now Has Another Meaning

Started by Old Moparz, June 21, 2007, 11:17:41 AM

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Old Moparz

June 21, 2007, 11:17:41 AM
The term "nut job" is not just slang for pyschos, head cases, or wackoloons anymore.   :D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm


Woman Jailed For Testicle Attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."






               Bob               



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Charger1973

#1
June 21, 2007, 11:21:55 AM
Quote from: Old Moparz on June 21, 2007, 11:17:41 AM
The term "nut job" is not just slang for pyschos, head cases, or wackoloons anymore.   :D

I dunno dude she sounds like one to me...   :mrt:

my73charger

#2
June 21, 2007, 12:12:40 PM
 :scared: :scared:

4cruzin

#3
June 21, 2007, 12:15:15 PM
Not even funny!   
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PocketThunder

#4
June 21, 2007, 12:47:39 PM
"kept and open relationship"  So they went from "dating" to "friends with benefits" and when the party was over she got mad that he wasnt gonna give her the benefits that night so she ripped his balls off :image_294343: :scared:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

nh_mopar_fan

#5
June 21, 2007, 01:07:21 PM
How many guys put their legs together when they read that?

:wave:

Charger_Fan

#6
June 21, 2007, 01:41:48 PM
Quote from: nh_mopar_fan on June 21, 2007, 01:07:21 PM
How many guys put their legs together when they read that?

:wave:
:wave: OUCH! :errr:











"Nut job"... :smilielol:

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my73charger

#7
June 21, 2007, 02:55:28 PM
Quote from: nh_mopar_fan on June 21, 2007, 01:07:21 PM
How many guys put their legs together when they read that?

:wave:


:-[  I did

dkn1997

#8
June 21, 2007, 05:55:28 PM
where's a torn off testicles smiley when you need one?
RECHRGED

41husk

#9
June 21, 2007, 07:32:37 PM
God, I hope it doesent come to that.
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71ChallengeHer

#10
June 21, 2007, 09:36:48 PM
 :faint: :puke:

Old Moparz

#11
June 21, 2007, 10:16:39 PM
I can't decide which is worse, this nut job for ripping off a ball & trying to swallow it, or Lorena Bobbitt hacking away at a pecker & tossing it out the window of her car. Still not as bad as Jeffery Dahmer though, he'd save it as a momento & make stew out of the donors.   :o
               Bob               



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Lowprofile

#12
June 22, 2007, 01:52:19 AM
I guess she's a "spitter".  :D
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my73charger

#13
June 22, 2007, 07:39:05 AM
Geez Bob!  Ya did it again!   :eek2:

TK73

#14
June 22, 2007, 08:31:57 AM
uhhhhh, gives a new meaning to "get your rocks off" too...
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Forza

#15
June 22, 2007, 10:10:53 AM
Lol What kills me is the final couple of sentences:

QuoteShe said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

You ripped his left nut off and put it in your mouth LOL, thats non violent?! And what I don't get is, what were his nuts doin danglin out? I'll guess they were drinking at the party but still, keep the boys indoors till your at your own house. Damn

PocketThunder

#16
June 22, 2007, 10:19:06 AM
Quote from: Forza on June 22, 2007, 10:10:53 AM
Lol What kills me is the final couple of sentences:

QuoteShe said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

You ripped his left nut off and put it in your mouth LOL, thats non violent?! And what I don't get is, what were his nuts doin danglin out? I'll guess they were drinking at the party but still, keep the boys indoors till your at your own house. Damn

But they were at his own house!  :hah:  "she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house"
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Brock Samson

#17
June 22, 2007, 11:02:13 AM


  :scratchchin:  perhaps drugs and drinking were involved,.. ya' think?..  :shruggy:


  "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember."

   It called a "blackout" honey,.. 
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