Why do people do this with their car at a car show? This is silly.

[BMOTOXSTAR]

I have noticed for the past few years, in my neck of the woods at local car shows, that many non- Mopar owner's put these stupid little creatures by their rides.
What is the deal?. I was going to ask the owner of this car but he could not be found. Is it like a muscle car troll or something? It just looks kinda' tacky and weird. 
I really want to kick one of these or blow one up with a M-80!

[terrible one]

Ew. Hahaha

[69bronzeT5]

I should buy one of those and take it to a show. But instead of leaning it up againest the front bumper, put it under the front of the car with its feet sticking out making it look like it got driven over

[BMOTOXSTAR]

 

[71ChallengeHer]

Looks like he's praying they don't make him ride in the Pontiyak.

[Red Ram]

Why? Don't know. Who sells these things or are they home made?

[CB]

Looks like he's praying they don't make him ride in the Pontiyak.

to me it looks that he's taking a leak over the front bumper. How put such an ugly thing next to his car 

[tan top]

Looks like he's praying they don't make him ride in the Pontiyak.

            good one

[TUFCAT]

Looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island praying that he can change shows and become the Bandit 

[Just 6T9 CHGR]

For fun my pals & I like to practice our punts & field goals with them at shows

[RECHRGD]

Those things seem to be popular with the hot rod crowd more than muscle car people.  I never did understand the appeal.   Bob

[nh_mopar_fan]

It's hiding a dent!

[Ghoste]

The 50's crowd likes them too.   

[Brock Samson]

  this same thread ran last show season too...  (I hate em too)...

[Topher]

The 50s crowd? Aren't they younger than you?

[Ghoste]

Topher you silly child.  The man who claims to have concieved me was still running wild and blowing up Ford flatheads inthe 50's.  I was not to be until the NEXT decade.

[AKcharger]

Those things seem to be popular with the hot rod crowd more than muscle car people.  I never did understand the appeal.   Bob

Yup, never saw one with a MOPAR...only Chevys

[Dodge Don]

I've seen them often at Mopar shows. I don't get it. Never seen ayone selling these abominations either. Maybe it's a secret club like the Illuminati 

[41husk]

There all always silly presentations, There is a guy near me that takes a PT Cruizer to local shows I sware it takes hours to set up and he has several different themes.  4th of July he has an uncle sam doll about 4' tall, he has a palm tree for a tropical set.  There is a guy with a big Chevy 4 wheel drive, who shows it with some rubber testicles hanging from the tow hitch.

[Drache]

Look close at the pic I took of a '54 Chevy at a local car show.... 

[Silver R/T]

those things look rather gay

[xs29j8Bullitt]

From our local annual show...

[hemi-hampton]

I've seen the the little Midgets or Munchins before but never seen a fake dog Pi**ing on a wheel. I kinda like that one. But, I have the real thing for that, A one Eyed Pug. LEON.

[ChargerSG]

It's hiding a dent!

That must be it

[JimShine]

Years ago I had this buddy Joe that had one of those kid things in his living room. His girlfriend thought it was cute and bought it at a craft fair. Joe had a poker party and were pretty blitzed. Joe put the doll up when all his money was gone and lost it. So, the winner had this idea that seemed cool at the time. Sober it wouldn't have been so funny. It was evening and people were walking down at street level outside of the apartment. He hung the doll out the window like it was half hanging out of the window. We were three floors up and a little crowd of people gathered below and were yelling up, so one of the other guys bumped it out and everyone below freaked out! There was a woman crying and everything.

[bull]

It's pretty odd IMO. I would rather just pull a couple lawn chairs and a cooler out of the trunk instead of making such a big production out of it.

[Big Lebowski]

  Ya but don't kick him, since it really could be a real midget pissing on the car, but since it's a pontiac...no big deal, pee in it. .

[Charger1973]

I like the dog!!!   

[dkn1997]

how many coyote's has everyone seen perched behind the wheel of a roadrunner?

The Mopar crowd has the same tasteless gay element as the other brand.

[Sixpak]

Well if you was forced to wear that hat and ride in that to the show what would you do?

Answer: Hide my Face

[Ghoste]

At least I can make a connection between a Road Runner and a Coyote.  Even my 7 year old daughter understands why they go together.  What the hell does a stuffed midget hiding its face on the cars bumper have to do with... have to do with... well, what does it have to do with anything??

[BB1]

 

[BigBlackDodge]

Thats the kind of thing you buy when to car is finished and you don't know what else to do with it.



BBD

[68chrgrwife]

I've seen them often at Mopar shows. I don't get it. Never seen ayone selling these abominations either. Maybe it's a secret club like the Illuminati 

You can buy them from a catalog...I get it once  and a while..Haven't gotten it in a few years though.  Also knew of a place in NJ that sold them....

[Just 6T9 CHGR]

I get it once  and a while..Haven't gotten it in a few years though. 

You poor woman


No disrespect but I had to go there

[71ChallengeHer]

 

[Ghoste]

So why does this poor girl's personal life keep popping up on this forum?

[bull]

So why does this poor girl's personal life keep popping up on this forum?

[68chrgrwife]

you guys are horrible....I really will have to start watching how I phrase things around ya'll.  I did mean I haveb't recieved the catalog in a few years.....

[41husk]

No explanations needed

[BMOTOXSTAR]

So why does this poor girl's personal life keep popping up on this forum?

[BMOTOXSTAR]

Years ago I had this buddy Joe that had one of those kid things in his living room. His girlfriend thought it was cute and bought it at a craft fair. Joe had a poker party and were pretty blitzed. Joe put the doll up when all his money was gone and lost it. So, the winner had this idea that seemed cool at the time. Sober it wouldn't have been so funny. It was evening and people were walking down at street level outside of the apartment. He hung the doll out the window like it was half hanging out of the window. We were three floors up and a little crowd of people gathered below and were yelling up, so one of the other guys bumped it out and everyone below freaked out! There was a woman crying and everything.

That is the F-ing best !

[Shakey]

One of these days my car will be finished and when I take it to a show I'm going to have a couple of these in the back seat or lying on a blanket behind the car with a picnic basket etc.   

[Ghoste]

As is or dressed?

[bill440rt]

One of these days my car will be finished and when I take it to a show I'm going to have a couple of these in the back seat or lying on a blanket behind the car with a picnic basket etc.   

Well, at least you'll have something to keep your drinks cool! 

[Shakey]

As is or dressed?

C'mon now Ghoste - you should know me by now!

I'd have two of them locked in a position where you'd have to tilt your head to the side just to see what was going on.   

[70charginglizard]

I get more of a kick with these rediculous ricer guys putting a fence around there worthless rice mobiles at these classic car shows.

I get a good giggle out of that one. 

[Ghoste]

Fences?  Oh man I haven't seen that one yet.  It's probably to keep other ricer boys (ricerboyz?) from stealing secret mods or bling blings.

[70charginglizard]

Fences?  Oh man I haven't seen that one yet.  It's probably to keep other ricer boys (ricerboyz?) from stealing secret mods or bling blings.

yep. saw one yesterday at the show I was in. It was a ricer station wagon no less..

Cracked me up. 

[gojo64]

  Yep, I wondered the same thing, so I asked. A popular thing at craft shows, I guess. They are called "time out" kids. They are supposed to be kids that misbehaved & got sent to the corner for a "time-out". It's good when the GM, Fords or ricers have them because they need sent to the corner for a time out for owning one   

[Dodge Don]

One of these days my car will be finished and when I take it to a show I'm going to have a couple of these in the back seat or lying on a blanket behind the car with a picnic basket etc.   

Way to share your passions Mike!!

[HEMIMAN 94]

Thats what the driver would look like if he raced a mopar!

[Brock Samson]

i like this one..

   

[BMOTOXSTAR]

Broc,
  That is a awesome pic! Now that makes complete sense. Those little time out dudes are just creepy and tacky IMO.

[Ghoste]

Brock, that's the second pic of that car tonight.  Did you get one of the special invite tours or just nip them off the site?

[Brock Samson]

well it started with the larger wheel size on the third gen thread,..
i am planning to do the rr in that candy tangerine much like this one and have slightly larger rims on tires that are tucked up into the body,..
then i was researching the latest dino finds as i do every few weeks & i found the giant road runner that was discovered in china,.. so, i started looking for the ads that have the giant road runners in them and made a thread out of it on off topic,..
then Chris took offense to the fact there were three different road runners on that thread,..   
then i realized looking at the pics in the thread that took me forever to find that this pic suited this thread... and Volia! 

[Ghoste]

Well, all of that makes a lot more sense than the need to put a cry baby on your bumper at a car show.