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Phrases that sound dirty but are not....

Started by nh_mopar_fan, June 06, 2007, 11:47:00 AM

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nh_mopar_fan

June 06, 2007, 11:47:00 AM
This one hit me that way:

"finaly, first time I realy enjoyed my 69"

others?

Ponch ®

#1
June 06, 2007, 11:51:11 AM
"I plan on stroking it"
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

1972Rallye

#3
June 06, 2007, 12:06:30 PM
liquor in the front, poker in the rear...

RD

#4
June 06, 2007, 12:17:22 PM
this one cracks up my wife each time I say it:

"so what third member do you have in your rearend?"
67 Plymouth Barracuda, 69 Plymouth Barracuda, 73 Charger SE, 75 D100, 80 Sno-Commander

1972Rallye

#5
June 06, 2007, 12:35:43 PM
"Sure-Grip Unit" :icon_smile_big:

bull

#6
June 06, 2007, 12:48:17 PM
She really pulls hard.

Ponch ®

#7
June 06, 2007, 12:54:19 PM
I actually heard this one:

"make sure you put a lot of grease on that shaft"
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

Old Moparz

#8
June 06, 2007, 01:05:43 PM
"Let's get off right here & go up the old dirt road."
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

John_Kunkel

#9
June 06, 2007, 02:31:59 PM
"Balls to the wall" or "Balls out"
Pardon me but my karma just ran over your dogma.

NYCMille

#10
June 06, 2007, 02:35:12 PM
"It's big, long and black...." - me, when describing my car.

Ponch ®

#11
June 06, 2007, 03:13:14 PM
"just for kicks I'm starting to experiment with smoking meats" - Orange Crush
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

SoCal Zo (.)(.)

#12
June 06, 2007, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Old Moparz on June 06, 2007, 01:05:43 PM
"Let's get off right here & go up the old dirt road."


:haha: :haha: :smilielol:

Ponch ®

#13
June 06, 2007, 03:39:43 PM
"i blew a seal"
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

MichaelRW

#14
June 06, 2007, 04:45:30 PM
Easy does it.
A Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.........

Charger_Fan

#15
June 06, 2007, 05:19:39 PM
"Put your caulk in that crack" ...you know, like around shower fixtures-n-things. :D

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

70charger_boy

#16
June 06, 2007, 05:21:55 PM
Can I park my car in your garage??

70charger_boy

#17
June 06, 2007, 05:28:10 PM
I have a lot of exth-perience filling other people's slots

THE CHARGER PUNK

#18
June 06, 2007, 05:42:42 PM
i hope your car has a big trunk as im going to put my bike in it :D

70charger_boy

#19
June 06, 2007, 05:47:24 PM
I was playing a round of golf with some chic once and noticed she had pretty big golf bags so I turned around and asked her "can I put my balls in it?"

dkn1997

#20
June 06, 2007, 05:52:23 PM
My favorite one is:

"Hey, let's go to your place so I can bang you"        ....oh wait, that actually is dirty. Sorry.
RECHRGED

70charger_boy

#21
June 06, 2007, 05:54:33 PM
Quote from: dkn1997 on June 06, 2007, 05:52:23 PM
My favorite one is:

"Hey, let's go to your place so I can bang you"        ....oh wait, that actually is dirty. Sorry.
:rofl: :rofl:

SoCal Zo (.)(.)

#22
June 06, 2007, 07:01:21 PM
Quote from: dkn1997 on June 06, 2007, 05:52:23 PM
My favorite one is:

"Hey, let's go to your place so I can bang you"        ....oh wait, that actually is dirty. Sorry.

:haha:

That sh** was funny  :hah:

TUFCAT

#23
June 06, 2007, 08:11:29 PM
"I need a jump"

" I bent my push-rod"

Big Lebowski

#24
June 06, 2007, 08:38:31 PM
  "The Sheriff is near."  :D 
"Let me explain something to you, um i am not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or his dudeness, or duder, or you know, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
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