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Phrases that sound dirty but are not....

Started by nh_mopar_fan, June 06, 2007, 11:47:00 AM

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nh_mopar_fan

June 06, 2007, 11:47:00 AM
This one hit me that way:

"finaly, first time I realy enjoyed my 69"

others?

Ponch ®

#1
June 06, 2007, 11:51:11 AM
"I plan on stroking it"
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

1972Rallye

#3
June 06, 2007, 12:06:30 PM
liquor in the front, poker in the rear...

RD

#4
June 06, 2007, 12:17:22 PM
this one cracks up my wife each time I say it:

"so what third member do you have in your rearend?"
67 Plymouth Barracuda, 69 Plymouth Barracuda, 73 Charger SE, 75 D100, 80 Sno-Commander

1972Rallye

#5
June 06, 2007, 12:35:43 PM
"Sure-Grip Unit" :icon_smile_big:

bull

#6
June 06, 2007, 12:48:17 PM
She really pulls hard.

Ponch ®

#7
June 06, 2007, 12:54:19 PM
I actually heard this one:

"make sure you put a lot of grease on that shaft"
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

Old Moparz

#8
June 06, 2007, 01:05:43 PM
"Let's get off right here & go up the old dirt road."
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

John_Kunkel

#9
June 06, 2007, 02:31:59 PM
"Balls to the wall" or "Balls out"
Pardon me but my karma just ran over your dogma.

NYCMille

#10
June 06, 2007, 02:35:12 PM
"It's big, long and black...." - me, when describing my car.

Ponch ®

#11
June 06, 2007, 03:13:14 PM
"just for kicks I'm starting to experiment with smoking meats" - Orange Crush
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

SoCal Zo (.)(.)

#12
June 06, 2007, 03:36:33 PM
Quote from: Old Moparz on June 06, 2007, 01:05:43 PM
"Let's get off right here & go up the old dirt road."


:haha: :haha: :smilielol:

Ponch ®

#13
June 06, 2007, 03:39:43 PM
"i blew a seal"
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

MichaelRW

#14
June 06, 2007, 04:45:30 PM
Easy does it.
A Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.........

Charger_Fan

#15
June 06, 2007, 05:19:39 PM
"Put your caulk in that crack" ...you know, like around shower fixtures-n-things. :D

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

70charger_boy

#16
June 06, 2007, 05:21:55 PM
Can I park my car in your garage??

70charger_boy

#17
June 06, 2007, 05:28:10 PM
I have a lot of exth-perience filling other people's slots

THE CHARGER PUNK

#18
June 06, 2007, 05:42:42 PM
i hope your car has a big trunk as im going to put my bike in it :D

70charger_boy

#19
June 06, 2007, 05:47:24 PM
I was playing a round of golf with some chic once and noticed she had pretty big golf bags so I turned around and asked her "can I put my balls in it?"

dkn1997

#20
June 06, 2007, 05:52:23 PM
My favorite one is:

"Hey, let's go to your place so I can bang you"        ....oh wait, that actually is dirty. Sorry.
RECHRGED

70charger_boy

#21
June 06, 2007, 05:54:33 PM
Quote from: dkn1997 on June 06, 2007, 05:52:23 PM
My favorite one is:

"Hey, let's go to your place so I can bang you"        ....oh wait, that actually is dirty. Sorry.
:rofl: :rofl:

SoCal Zo (.)(.)

#22
June 06, 2007, 07:01:21 PM
Quote from: dkn1997 on June 06, 2007, 05:52:23 PM
My favorite one is:

"Hey, let's go to your place so I can bang you"        ....oh wait, that actually is dirty. Sorry.

:haha:

That sh** was funny  :hah:

TUFCAT

#23
June 06, 2007, 08:11:29 PM
"I need a jump"

" I bent my push-rod"

Big Lebowski

#24
June 06, 2007, 08:38:31 PM
  "The Sheriff is near."  :D 
"Let me explain something to you, um i am not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or his dudeness, or duder, or you know, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

71ChallengeHer

#25
June 06, 2007, 08:50:48 PM
A lot of mixed drink names ;)

TUFCAT

#26
June 06, 2007, 08:54:52 PM
I know its not a phrase - - but how about "Dick Trickle"  ;D

NHCharger

#27
June 06, 2007, 08:56:36 PM
Honey, I'm going out to the garage and polish my rod.
72 Charger- Base Model
68 Charger-R/T Clone
69 Charger Daytona clone
79 Lil Red Express - future money pit
88 Ramcharger 4x4- current money pit
55 Dodge Royal 2 door - wife's money pit
2014 RAM 2500HD Diesel

Red Ram

#28
June 06, 2007, 09:44:44 PM
I just mounted my magnums today.
"In search of truth...some pointy boots and a few snack-crackers"

ck1

#30
June 07, 2007, 02:50:21 PM
This is used allot in stream restoration and wet lands to keep a little fury animal from getting out of control  :rotz:
BEAVER DECEIVER!
CJK

MichaelRW

#31
June 07, 2007, 04:54:59 PM
And what did June Cleaver say to Ward Cleaver? You were awful hard on the beaver last night.
A Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.........

Silver R/T

#32
June 07, 2007, 06:28:48 PM
I took out Ram Rod for my gf to see.
http://www.cardomain.com/id/mitmaks

1968 silver/black/red striped R/T
My Charger is hybrid, it runs on gas and on tears of ricers
2001 Ram 2500 CTD
1993 Mazda MX-3 GS SE
1995 Ford Cobra SVT#2722

70charger_boy

#33
June 07, 2007, 07:24:12 PM
Quote from: MichaelRW on June 07, 2007, 04:54:59 PM
And what did June Cleaver say to Ward Cleaver? You were awful hard on the beaver last night.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I was laughing so hard a snot came flying out my nose

Plumcrazy

#34
June 07, 2007, 08:12:41 PM
Quote from: 70charger_boy on June 07, 2007, 07:24:12 PM
Quote from: MichaelRW on June 07, 2007, 04:54:59 PM
And what did June Cleaver say to Ward Cleaver? You were awful hard on the beaver last night.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I was laughing so hard a snot came flying out my nose

No photos please.  :P

It's not a midlife crisis, it's my second adolescence.

ck1

#35
June 07, 2007, 08:44:47 PM
News flash a truck driver lost his load on I-90 this morning.........................................................
CJK

dkn1997

#36
June 07, 2007, 10:14:57 PM
Here is one for ponch.  I was taking money out of an automated teller machine last week and I saw a list of how to keep from getting robbed.  It was under  "ATM Safety" 
RECHRGED

Mean 318

#37
June 07, 2007, 10:57:24 PM
Quote from: RogerDodger on June 07, 2007, 06:51:13 PM
Unless its going to get real dirty get it streched out.
Sorry it was just too good!

konigcharger

#38
June 08, 2007, 01:20:00 PM
Does yours hang this low...Pics

:scratchchin: :rofl: :rofl:

If you have no vision or creative spirit, you can always fall back on the way the factory did it.

Ponch ®

#39
June 08, 2007, 01:25:10 PM
Quote from: dkn1997 on June 07, 2007, 10:14:57 PM
Here is one for ponch.  I was taking money out of an automated teller machine last week and I saw a list of how to keep from getting robbed.  It was under  "ATM Safety" 

:haha:

here's another one I hear a lot:

"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

Doc MoPar

#40
June 13, 2007, 11:12:33 PM
Here's one for the Monty Python fans

Wankel rotary engine

jasonfromIKILLYA

#41
June 14, 2007, 04:17:48 PM
My



Dixie




Wrecked





Say it out loud
"Great souls have always received violent opposition from mediocre minds" - Einstein

Todd Wilson

#42
June 14, 2007, 10:55:20 PM
Are you going to cook at home tonight?


No We are going to eat out!        :drool5:



Todd

mikepmcs

#44
May 08, 2008, 04:07:10 PM
May I push your stool in for you.

I need to whip it out by 5

Mind if I use your laptop?

Put it in my box before you leave

If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

I want it on my desk, NOW!

Hmmmmmm, I think it's out of fluid

My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish

It's an entry level position

When do you think you'll be getting off today?

It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.


How about some golf sayings:

Oh, bite, sweatheart.

See it suck back to the hole?

I yanked it in the woods.

Never up, never in.

Hey, I think you're inside me.

Flip it up and let it land softly.

Make sure the shaft comes back to vertical.

Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?
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