Amazing Home Remedies

[my73charger]

1.  If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of  boiling water down your throat and presto.
The blockage will be almost  instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while  slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while  you chop  away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply  cut yourself and bleed for few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your  veins.
Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your  alarm clock,will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep  after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large  dose of
Laxatives,then you will be too afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad  toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget
about the  tooth ache.

8. Chapped lips? Rub chicken shit on them. It won't ease the chapping, but
it will keep you from licking them.

[Troy]

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your  alarm clock,will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep  after you hit the snooze button.

I need that!

Troy

[70charger_boy]