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Spammer busted!

Started by my73charger, May 31, 2007, 07:15:59 AM

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my73charger


PocketThunder

Our companies IT guy said that our systems block several thousand junk e-mails every DAY :o
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

SnoPro440

This month alone we had over 510,000 SPAM emails blocked with the service I use at work.  That's down from the typical 800,000 plus that normally get blocked. 
2008 Viper SRT-10
1968 Charger R/T
2019 Rubicon JLU

BMOTOXSTAR

Spamm, Spamm, Spammy Spamm Spamm. :icon_smile_big:
73' Dodge Rallye Charger 400/4BBL
06' Dodge Ram Quad Cab 4X4 HEMI
15' Dodge Dart 2.7 SXT

Charger_Fan

Geez, they should show a pic, so we know what the friggin' weasel looks like. :icon_smile_angry:

I hope he meets "Eddie the Auger" in jail. :o :D

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

John_Kunkel


I sincerely hope they lock this scumbag up with a cell mate named Bubba who is hung like a Shetland pony.  :D
Pardon me but my karma just ran over your dogma.

CharlieCharger

Earth. Even the word sounded strange to me now... unfamiliar. How long had I been gone? How long had I been back? Did it matter? I tried to find the rhythm of the world where I used to live. I followed the current. I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again. But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong -Solaris

70charger_boy


TK73

Monty Python Spam Song

Scene:  A cafe.  One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets.  Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting.  A man and his wife enter.  The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man:    You sit here, dear.
Wife:    All right.
Man:    Morning!
Waitress:    Morning!
Man:    Well, what've you got?
Waitress:    Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:    ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings:    Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:    ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:    Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife:    I don't want ANY spam!
Man:    Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:    THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:    Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife:    Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress:    Urgghh!
Wife:    What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings:    Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:    Shut up!
Vikings:    Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:    Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:    I don't like spam!
Man:    Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:    Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man:    Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:    You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!