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Started by beedees, May 24, 2007, 07:04:48 PM

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beedees

Stupidist, most useless item,service etc. you have EVER seen advertised on T.V.? :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

Brock Samson


70charger_boy

Some real estate buying thing from William McCorkle.  He claimed that you can get rich in Real estate....yada yada yada.....He was arrested for fraud

Troy

Quote from: 70charger_boy ® on May 24, 2007, 08:10:22 PM
Some real estate buying thing from William McCorkle.  He claimed that you can get rich in Real estate....yada yada yada.....He was arrested for fraud
But did he get rich first? ;)

Troy
Sarcasm detector, that's a real good invention.

70charger_boy

Quote from: Troy on May 24, 2007, 08:14:45 PM
Quote from: 70charger_boy ® on May 24, 2007, 08:10:22 PM
Some real estate buying thing from William McCorkle.  He claimed that you can get rich in Real estate....yada yada yada.....He was arrested for fraud
But did he get rich first? ;)

Troy



:rofl: :rofl: hmmm...let me see...

$49.95 plus $10.00 shipping X 5,000,000 sold=YES HE DID

Musicman

Quote from: beedees on May 24, 2007, 07:04:48 PM
Stupidist, most useless item,service etc. you have EVER seen advertised on T.V.?

You mean besides the News? Oh my  :o  where to begin  :scratchchin:  :brickwall:  :RantExplode:

Manfred318


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Slantback_66

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73dodge

Quote from: Slantback_66 on May 24, 2007, 11:51:14 PM
Here is a fine candidate:



John

the TV or the commercial on the TV?

The stupidest? Hands down are the TV preachers that sell spiritual snake oil telling people to put their hands on the TV to receive healing or to send in 20 dollars to receive a scrap of cloth that has been prayed over by Bennie Hinn. My heart breaks for all the little old ladies out there sending in money to these scumbags thinking God hears them better because Paul Crouch and his nasty wife are praying for them.
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store NOT a government agency!

70charger_boy

Quote from: 73dodge on May 25, 2007, 05:57:16 AM
Quote from: Slantback_66 on May 24, 2007, 11:51:14 PM
Here is a fine candidate:



John

the TV or the commercial on the TV?

The stupidest? Hands down are the TV preachers that sell spiritual snake oil telling people to put their hands on the TV to receive healing or to send in 20 dollars to receive a scrap of cloth that has been prayed over by Bennie Hinn. My heart breaks for all the little old ladies out there sending in money to these scumbags thinking God hears them better because Paul Crouch and his nasty wife are praying for them.


I agree 1000% those preachers will burn in hell :flame:

hemihead

Any commercial where a politician says how much good for the people  he is going to do if elected.
Lots of people talkin' , few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below
  Led Zeppelin

Vainglory, Esq.

Quote from: hemihead on May 25, 2007, 09:05:47 AM
Any commercial where a politician says how much good for the people  he is going to do if elected.

:iagree:

Ponch ®

I was always a big fan of this guy:


remember "You can make up to tenn thouuuusand dollars by placing tiny.classified.ads" ?

I also remember the little Italian guy who had an infomercial about how he got rich buying and selling used cars.
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

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PocketThunder

Any kind of home workout equipment.  People buy them thinking they are gonna get slim and stop using it a month later and then it sits in the basement....  and sits...........  and sits..............

Buy a pair of shoes and go for a walk!  Or God* forbid, go for a run!









*feel free to substitute the Monotheist of your choice..  :engel016: :icon_smile_big:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

FastbackJon

Most useless thing I've seen for sale was in Harbor Freight. A foot operated pop can squisher. It was a thing like a guillotine except instead of a blade on the top it had a horizontal piece of metal. You would use it to take a pop can, set it under the flat metal piece, then push down on the metal piece above the can with your foot to squish the can. Yay!
"This was the dedication of the altar, in the day when it was anointed, by the princes of Israel: twelve chargers of silver, twelve silver bowls, twelve spoons of gold..." -- Numbers 7:84 KJV




70charger_boy


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Some of my favorites.....NOT! :icon_smile_angry: :D
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Ponch ®

"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

Mike DC


dkn1997

I love Tom Vu.  In the commercial he's on some boat surrounded by supermodels talking about his money and he blurts out in a very asian accent "Look at these babes"  Just shameless and I laugh my ass off whenever I think about it.

The most useless thing I ever saw was the thing that changes the ringer tone of your phone to a cow or some other nonsense.  To convince you that you need it, they attempt to demonstrate just how bad the normal ringer on your phone is.  At one point in the commercial, a guy is laying down on a couch and the phone rings regular old style and he almost falls off the couch because it scared him shitless.  it's actually funny.  Then they show the same guy but now the phone is a "mooooooo" like a cow and instead of being startled, he just smiles and picks up the phone.
RECHRGED

70charger_boy

Quote from: dkn1997 on May 27, 2007, 10:15:11 AM
I love Tom Vu.  In the commercial he's on some boat surrounded by supermodels talking about his money and he blurts out in a very asian accent "Look at these babes"  Just shameless and I laugh my ass off whenever I think about it.

I thought Tom Vu was awesome too, I just wonder what he is up too, lately.

I also heard that there is some guy out there selling HOLY WATER....That is an infomercial that I gotta see

And did anybody buy stuff from that Billy Mays(oxy Clean)?

Magnumcharger

Saw an ad on tv the other day for.....a set of "doggy steps"....carpeted no less.
So your undersized pooch can jump up onto your bed, couch, or in your van.

http://www.doggysteps.com/?directLoad

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