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Started by waroc, June 07, 2007, 12:50:20 PM

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 :METAL:      a jet airliner is flying along and catches on fire...three young ladies sitting in the front row, a blonde, a redhead and a black girl all begin to panic.  the blonde opens her purse, pulls out some makeup and begins to put it on. the stewardess asks " what are you doing?" the blonde says " i'm putting on some make up, 'cause they always rescue the the pretty girls first " the redhead takes off her shirt and bra leaving her breast exposed. the stewardess asks " what are you doing ? " the redhead says " if my boobs are hanging out, they will probably rescue me first " finally the black girl takes all of her clothes off and throws her legs up in the air... the stewardess asks " WHAT are you doing ?. the black girls says " i know i'm going to be rescued first, 'cause they always look for the black box before anything else.  :punkrocka:
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